kontextmaschine

friendshapedhole:

maykitz:

yeah so apparently every time you get the shits from questionable dairy or whatever theres potentially people out there getting butterflies and hot cheeks over it? good news for my kings with ibs and so on

memewhore:

ducissatenebrarum:

Statuette of Osiris as a Mummy with Erected Phallus, with amulets (3 views)

Ptolemaic Period, reign of Ptolemy VI Philometor, ca. 180-145 BCE.

Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna.

#Osiris #ancientEgypt #Egyptianart

apas-95:

ALT

eightyonekilograms:

ihatepissvortex:

ihatepissvortex:

they need to stop this NFL season now i am not joking or being facetious they need to reevaluate how football is played fundamentally and it should have happened after Tua earlier this season

they are doing CPR on a player down on the field right now this sport should not be played by children. it shouldn’t be played by anyone as it is right now

I’m no football fan, but it sounds like what happened here was commotio cordis, i.e. getting thumped in the chest at precisely the wrong instant such that it induces cardiac arrest. It can potentially happen in basically any sport and is unlikely enough that it’s essentially a freak accident. This isn’t the same thing as the concussions and subconcussive hits inducing CTE that are plaguing football at the moment, and I don’t think people should update much on it.

That Batman: The Animated Series episode where the martial arts master villain has a one-hit kill Batman has to figure out by examining his practice dummy? Yeah, that’s real. Kills a high school baseball or lacrosse player every now and then.

angelicguy:

Oh man I just made such a good post it’s popping off

“Yeah its funny man but it got about 10 likes, its not that successful”

Are you kidding me? Poopmasta liked it!

“who’s poopmaster?”

oh hes a guy without a job that has witchlike fingers and plays the rainstick he’s hilarious. almost died in a car accident this spring

transgenderer:

people who tell stories are really into telling stories about how stories are important

elauii:

elauii:

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

his day now

kedreeva:

Left some water bottles in my car overnight last night and I thought they would be frozen when I got them out this morning, but they weren’t. Then I got excited because I thought they were supercooled and would turn into ice when jostled, so I slammed one down on the kitchen counter, but nothing happened. Disappointed, I opened it to drink and that’s when it froze.

So I took a little video of another one because it always makes me happy to see.

I am at this point a bit thinner than “Fat Thor”, and I am starting to wonder what I can do about what I can do to keep/put on weight, to maintain a reserve in case I keep having to run off anaerobic energy for stretches of time.

The issue seems to be that in these phases blood sugar isn’t usable for energy; I’m assuming it doesn’t get stored as fat either (or else the calories->fat->energy chain is so inefficient I’m losing appreciable weight off eating normal meals anyway?). So I’ve gotta overeat in between episodes when my energy levels are fine without taking creatine? (Recalling that the shallowest part of that I’m probably still draining fat running on anaerobic energy, just at a rate supportable by the body’s natural creatine levels)

What about lipid calories? Do those have to process via blood sugar somehow or convert directly to adipose tissue, or what?

I appreciate them, but I couldn’t relate to one that far

Yeah, beard-starting-to-go-grey seems to do something 27-28 didn’t

whimsigothwitch:

Magical stained glass

kontextmaschine:

Brushed my hair, which since I started Ælla’s “no-poo” thing is all the cleaning it gets, like twice a year at this point

Of course the thing is I had to shampoo the brush four times along the way to degrease it

Brushed my hair, which since I started Ælla’s “no-poo” thing is all the cleaning it gets, like twice a year at this point

yuyurana:

kontextmaschine:

I dunno what “therapy” even is these days, it’s not psychiatry and when ministers did it they were at least professionals with thick ideologies behind them

I don’t get this at all. Why would a ‘thick ideology‘ matter to diagnosing and treating phobias, depression or PTSD? Do you also ask your dentist for a bible verse when they tell you to floss?

Unless of course you think that pharmacological treatments are the only way to go with mental illness, in which case the literature very much disagrees with that.

Well when girls (“girls”) talk about getting “therapy” it doesn’t seem in any addressing-DSM-issues sense as much as “becoming a better and more wholly complete person” and at least the ministers had something behind them saying what that was

Yes well new to Portland I was just out of my own 20s and I’m gonna politely overlook how the “grognard” bit didn’t stand out as off to you

Not as much as I should, and I haven’t read anything in straight Japanese since I was translating h-doujins