kontextmaschine

spongebobssquarepants:

vriskakinnieaynrand:

man, i’m worried about the kids these days. i think they aren’t being raised with the proper values. i think they aren’t being acculturated right. they’re being denied their heritage. their cultural inheritance. like do they even know what goatse is

Went to the Portland Effective Altruism/Rationalism weekly meetup, and not only did I not recognize anyone from when Scott came through town but apparently everyone even the organizer moved to Portland since then. I’ll probably go to more tho

fruityyamenrunner:

special-support-section:

do not try this at home

the kanji for “depression” is so complicated. is this a sick joke

grox:

Okay

jasper-rolls:

enough time has passed on these photos that they feel roughly similar in energy to that photoset of all those dads at some very surreal christmas party

thyrell:

i just saw somebody reblog a post from me and tag it #this is the worst take ive ever seen but they didnt like, add any commentary to it. yeah this post fucking sucks put it on my blog immediately

der-unverantwortliche:

That last exchange being in Steve Sailer’s notes is just ::chef kiss::

girlblocker:

i went to biting you island and your cat was there. yeah he bit me too

Well, the Red Scare girls showed up in my dream last night.

kushblazer666:

thank you government of minnesota

leviathan-supersystem:

foone:

My wife was reading a romance novel and it has a slight mistake in editing that makes it hilarious.

They’ve got both kinds of BDSM here: Femdom and Femdom.

Starting to suspect the problem with kids these days is they didn’t grow up with music videos

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Ironically, that’s actually the ottoman

kontextmaschine:

Ironically, that’s actually the ottoman

kontextmaschine:

Yeah, no, the testosterone increase must’ve come within the last year, ‘cause digging wet leaves out of gutters and wrestling them around in wheely bins to put on Blueberry Hill last winter wouldn’t take me out sore for days after and then endowed with new muscles like doing the same for Strawberry Ridge does this one

Is kind of breathtaking how much my mind and body have basically been on autopilot towards my ideal lately, but I guess that’s what happens when the universe keeps trying to kill me with curses with a fucking INT save

kontextmaschine:

Yeah, no, the testosterone increase must’ve come within the last year, ‘cause digging wet leaves out of gutters and wrestling them around in wheely bins to put on Blueberry Hill last winter wouldn’t take me out sore for days after and then endowed with new muscles like doing the same for Strawberry Ridge does this one

I wanted to get something done today but it’s cold and drizzly and the sides of my ribs are tender and now that I’ve eaten and had time with my weed pen I’m just gonna climb back into bed

Yeah, no, the testosterone increase must’ve come within the last year, ‘cause digging wet leaves out of gutters and wrestling them around in wheely bins to put on Blueberry Hill last winter wouldn’t take me out sore for days after and then endowed with new muscles like doing the same for Strawberry Ridge does this one