Hm, well if Shia LaBeouf converted to Catholicism, someone needs to do an "actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf" riff about eating the...
Hm, well if Shia LaBeouf converted to Catholicism, someone needs to do an “actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf” riff about eating the body of Christ at Communion.
Also, how was he not Catholic already with a name like “LaBeouf”?