shrine to a dude, who even knows

You know, if we're classifying birds that way now, we should note that housecats are the major predator of dinosaurs in America.

somni-omni:

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

You know, if we’re classifying birds that way now, we should note that housecats are the major predator of dinosaurs in America.

the fact that humanity eats over 70 billion dinosaurs a year seems like a more relevant factoid.

Australia lost a war to dinosaurs!

Yeah honestly, the Emu war was an honest-to-God “who would win, a herd of wild dinosaurs or soldiers with Gatling guns?” scenario

Tagged: emu war straya history

Population density of Australia. by u/graphicly_

mapsontheweb:

Population density of Australia.

by u/graphicly_

Australia is basically an island chain with a really dry sea in the middle

Tagged: straya

new fav wikipedia page

klaasje:

new fav wikipedia page

Tagged: straya geography

has there been any progress in democracy in the past 100 years? apparently Maine is switching to ranked choice voting, something...

duran-duran-less-official:

kontextmaschine:

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

argumate:

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

has there been any progress in democracy in the past 100 years?

apparently Maine is switching to ranked choice voting, something that has been used in Australia since 1919 to allow minor parties to be competitive without risks of splitting the vote.

is that it?

In the United States, party machines and family dynasties have gotten significantly less powerful in the last century. The former seems to have had some unintended consequences but is probably good on net.

In the UK, the House of Lords has gotten significantly less powerful over the last century.

More countries use parliamentary than presidential systems than was the case 100 years ago, which is good.

I think there are improvements one can point to.

Seventeenth amendment in 1913 is only a bit more than 100 years ago, and that’s a pretty big one.

(Women’s suffrage in various countries at various times is also a fairly big one, as is the Voting Rights Act in the US.)

I mean these sound like saying that “democracy as practiced in Australia a hundred years ago is becoming more common worldwide”?

(or more fairly, given the civil rights movement, perhaps there has been little improvement in the past 50 years).

it’s not quite as quick as Moore’s law, is it.

This is harder to quantify and hasn’t “paid off” yet, but informally I feel like the median voter today is much more likely to be aware of the drawbacks of FPTP and two-party systems than the median voter in 1920. Hell, I regularly see people online citing Arrow’s impossibility theorem (even if I think that finding is very often misused). There’s more awareness of potential for improvement than there used to be.

It may be a while before this translates into action, just because unilateral defection from 2P+FPTP is so costly, but we’re in the “consciousness raising” stage and I want to think something will come out of it eventually.

this really is the perfect demonstration of why politics is so difficult: imagine if one country was using 2020 era computers, aeroplanes, and televisions and another country was using 1920 era logarithm tables, zeppelins, and radios, but people were coming around to the idea of modern technology and give it another hundred years and they might think about switching.

Americans do refer to our voting style as the “Australian ballot”, but by that we mean that votes are cast secretly with no way for outside parties to determine how a voter has selected, as compared to the original American style where voters brought their own ballots (or more likely, accepted color-coded “party slate” printed ballots from party representatives outside the polling place) and then deposited them in a box in public view.

jesus fucking christ do you guys still shit outdoors too

wait, how do you do candidate selection? primaries? selected by the constituency party subunit (by who?)

The party selects the candidate to be leader (and overthrows them if they’re not generating the popular appeal they’d hoped). The candidate leads the party, running both for their seat (all of Australia is divided into electorates for which Members of Parliament stand) and for the Prime Ministership in general. Individual MPs might be able to influence the outcome a little bit, but in terms of major parties, most people are clued into the fact that they’re voting for the Prime Minister by voting for a particular party.

We don’t have primaries, that would be ridiculous. Every candidate for like 9 different parties has to be voted in by the people before the election, not including entirely independent candidates?? It would be a logistical nightmare.

“The party” being who, currently elected MPs, the few who’ve paid dues to the local branch UK-style, do you guys even have voters register to vote aligned with a party like we do?

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has there been any progress in democracy in the past 100 years? apparently Maine is switching to ranked choice voting, something...

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

argumate:

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

has there been any progress in democracy in the past 100 years?

apparently Maine is switching to ranked choice voting, something that has been used in Australia since 1919 to allow minor parties to be competitive without risks of splitting the vote.

is that it?

In the United States, party machines and family dynasties have gotten significantly less powerful in the last century. The former seems to have had some unintended consequences but is probably good on net.

In the UK, the House of Lords has gotten significantly less powerful over the last century.

More countries use parliamentary than presidential systems than was the case 100 years ago, which is good.

I think there are improvements one can point to.

Seventeenth amendment in 1913 is only a bit more than 100 years ago, and that’s a pretty big one.

(Women’s suffrage in various countries at various times is also a fairly big one, as is the Voting Rights Act in the US.)

I mean these sound like saying that “democracy as practiced in Australia a hundred years ago is becoming more common worldwide”?

(or more fairly, given the civil rights movement, perhaps there has been little improvement in the past 50 years).

it’s not quite as quick as Moore’s law, is it.

This is harder to quantify and hasn’t “paid off” yet, but informally I feel like the median voter today is much more likely to be aware of the drawbacks of FPTP and two-party systems than the median voter in 1920. Hell, I regularly see people online citing Arrow’s impossibility theorem (even if I think that finding is very often misused). There’s more awareness of potential for improvement than there used to be.

It may be a while before this translates into action, just because unilateral defection from 2P+FPTP is so costly, but we’re in the “consciousness raising” stage and I want to think something will come out of it eventually.

this really is the perfect demonstration of why politics is so difficult: imagine if one country was using 2020 era computers, aeroplanes, and televisions and another country was using 1920 era logarithm tables, zeppelins, and radios, but people were coming around to the idea of modern technology and give it another hundred years and they might think about switching.

Americans do refer to our voting style as the “Australian ballot”, but by that we mean that votes are cast secretly with no way for outside parties to determine how a voter has selected, as compared to the original American style where voters brought their own ballots (or more likely, accepted color-coded “party slate” printed ballots from party representatives outside the polling place) and then deposited them in a box in public view.

jesus fucking christ do you guys still shit outdoors too

wait, how do you do candidate selection? primaries? selected by the constituency party subunit (by who?)

Tagged: straya

Tagged: straya

When I opened Facebook one of the tiktok-alike video clips it showed me in my feed was titled onscreen "If An Aussie Went To...

When I opened Facebook one of the tiktok-alike video clips it showed me in my feed was titled onscreen “If An Aussie Went To Hogwarts” but it ran offscreen and I was wondering if Hogwar was like the Emu War

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It is an unironic sign of several shifts that over 20 years the things I learn from staying up on the internet late enough for...

It is an unironic sign of several shifts that over 20 years the things I learn from staying up on the internet late enough for Australians to wake up have gone from “how to be racist about Aborigines” (look out they don’t steal your shoes) to “what’s going on in Chinese pop culture?”

Tagged: 2021 straya

Covid: Australians could face jail or fines if they return from India

Covid: Australians could face jail or fines if they return from India

collapsedsquid:

There are an estimated 9,000 Australians in India, 600 of whom are classed as vulnerable.

This will be the first time Australians have been criminalised for returning to their country, Australian media report.

Ominous

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Although Australians call their slot machines “poker machines” or “pokies,” they do not feature the game of video poker (they...

femmenietzsche:

Although Australians call their slot machines “poker machines” or “pokies,” they do not feature the game of video poker (they are called pokies because one “pokes” them to play).

When will the people of Australia answer for their crimes

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I’m not a cat guy, but…

coolcatgroup:

brbjellyfishing:

videohall:

I’m not a cat guy, but…

shit he flying

Power stance

Tagged: straya i mean it looks like straya

Tagged: straya 2018

An “it’s okay to be white” motion failed 31-28 in the Australian Senate today (Liberals, Nationals & One Nation in support)

An “it’s okay to be white” motion failed 31-28 in the Australian Senate today

(Liberals, Nationals & One Nation in support)

Tagged: 2018 straya

An Australian hero poses with his weapon before the invasion of Gallipoli during WWI, (1915, colorized)

fakehistory:

An Australian hero poses with his weapon before the invasion of Gallipoli during WWI, (1915, colorized)

Tagged: not wrong straya

HOW has no content farm bought out The Yass Courier for the name?

HOW has no content farm bought out The Yass Courier for the name?

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continuing the theme of “AAA vidya is the new middlebrow deep”, the new Gallipoli maps for Battlefield One are all dry slopes...

continuing the theme of “AAA vidya is the new middlebrow deep”, the new Gallipoli maps for Battlefield One are all dry slopes and seasonal-river gulches

and I literally thought “this calls for Australians

Tagged: vidya straya

I think it’s cool that if you do a big enough crime people just sort of give up on prosecuting you for it.

jncos:

I think it’s cool that if you do a big enough crime people just sort of give up on prosecuting you for it.

Tagged: straya

Tagged: straya

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful,...

argumate:

wehaveallgotknives:

stele3:

languageoclock:

argumate:

vintar:

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

fuck I’ve literally never thought about the lyrics of this thing I’ve been singing my whole life but: yes, we do sing this - and it’s to the tune of our national anthem

oh shit so it is, I didn’t even notice that aspect what the hell

Tagged: straya

Hero throws oBike under car to stop masked man armed with knife on Flinders Street

Hero throws oBike under car to stop masked man armed with knife on Flinders Street

argumate:

holy shit the oBikes are useful after all

“The car had stopped, (the man) was ready … for his next move, but before he could make his next move, this guy comes up and smashes the window with his elbow,” Mr Wright said. “And starts going on ‘you are disturbing my sleep’.”

Police later moved the homeless man along.

Several videos posted on social media appear to show the two police officers who arrived at the scene within minutes attempting to pepper spray the man – but his helmet and strong winds made the effort to subdue him ineffective.

After one officer tripped and fell backwards, the man lunged at him with what appeared to be a large baton, prompting the Critical Incident Response Team to gang tackle and taser the man, before arresting him.

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