shrine to a dude, who even knows

(by /u/monkeyjay) Oh man, these are so cool! I have to admit, it was tricky to figure out whether these were pictures of...

krixwell-liveblogs:

(by /u/monkeyjay)

Oh man, these are so cool!

I have to admit, it was tricky to figure out whether these were pictures of cosplayers or traditional/digital art. In fact, I’m still not 100% sure, so maybe I’m about to make a fool of myself as I go on to say how awesome it is that Monkeyjay managed to make them look so real!

It kind of reminds me of my reaction to this piece of Star Wars art, actually. :)

uh yeah this really reminds me of that weird 90s thing where guys would take pictorials of naked women and use Photoshop to paint superheroine outfits on them

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Reminded for various reasons tonight about how back in the nineties, sometimes you’d buy a computer game, and install it, and...

ethnianmandarin:

jadagul:

Reminded for various reasons tonight about how back in the nineties, sometimes you’d buy a computer game, and install it, and it…just wouldn’t work.

Not “run slowly” or “be kind of buggy”, but just “your computer will not run this game.” Whether it was like Master of Magic where it needed a shitload of conventional memory (Bill Gates’s famous 640k), or like Quest for Glory that just kept crashing on my computer. You just can’t play them.

And there wasn’t really anything you could do. There was no internet to download patches from. There was no high-intensity support. Video games weren’t a big industry so this wasn’t a news item. And if you’re eight, your resources are pretty limited too! You just had a game you couldn’t play.

wtf just edit config.sys and autoexec.bat n00b

woof, I haven’t heard those filenames in years. that and winsock.dll, the text files you had to manually edit with new applications to make your PC actually function in the 90s

and better back your stuff up, in case it screws everything up, though it was actually kinda normal to reformat and reinstall the OS every few months otherwise things would seem to decay

this wasn’t my experience, I had Macs

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Was looking up Sheryl Crow pictures for a post that never congealed wow seeing the singles covers being these recognizable...

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Was looking up Sheryl Crow pictures for a post that never congealed

wow seeing the singles covers being these recognizable mid-90s female alternative pop looks that I don’t associate her with at all

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Was looking up Sheryl Crow pictures for a post that never congealed wow seeing the singles covers being these recognizable...

Was looking up Sheryl Crow pictures for a post that never congealed

wow seeing the singles covers being these recognizable mid-90s female alternative pop looks that I don’t associate her with at all

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what's your distinction between Web 1.0 and 1.5?

Anonymous asked: what's your distinction between Web 1.0 and 1.5?

onboard third-party scripting like message boards and stuff past hand-coded static HTML

this represented the end of the self-sufficient yeoman web homestead dream but allowed the focused communities that supported things like webcomics

until all was centralized when the social platforms realized the old “portal”, “push content” dreams with 2.0

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imo the horror of Vampire is very much bound up with RPGs being a first-person medium, so idk that it can really be translated...

oligopsoneia:

imo the horror of Vampire is very much bound up with RPGs being a first-person medium, so idk that it can really be translated into media other than (1) lit or (2) other games

i mean, this is an obvious exagerration - there’s poliitcs, there’s sex, there’s violence, all of those translate well to third person media, @brazenautomaton is deffo right on all this - but i think the core of what makes the premise uniquely gripping is wrapped up in the attendant choices and internal monologues

One thing is in the 90s Vampire was THE mass-market LARP, to the point where Web 1.5 geek webcomics would assume your familiarity with “use of Obsfucate is represented by crossing your arms across your chest and goths posing with their arms crossed pretending you can’t see them gets at something

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I just relistened to REM's Stand and was going to make a point about its groundedness and "college rock" and the "weird 80s"...

I just relistened to REM’s Stand and was going to make a point about its groundedness and “college rock” and the “weird 80s” (David Lynch and Paul Reubens and John Waters and the B-52s etc.) and how they were based in these specific sidestreams

But then the playlist continued to It’s The End Of The World and look at that video! Look at that twink! LOOK AT THAT TWINK, how fucking straight were we that this seemed unremarkable, we were at least supposed to feel weird when Calvin Klein ads cheekily referenced underage porn in the 90s

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When I said "the 90s are coming back" I remembered Dawson's Creek but dead forgot about Blues Traveler

When I said “the 90s are coming back” I remembered Dawson’s Creek but dead forgot about Blues Traveler

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so what’s with all the awesomely dramatic sadcore in the early ‘90s 1991 losing my religion, spending my time 1992 runaway...

argumate:

garmbreak1:

argumate:

so what’s with all the awesomely dramatic sadcore in the early ‘90s

1991 losing my religion, spending my time
1992 runaway train, everybody hurts, must have been love
1995 foolish games, don’t speak

evanescence got nothing on this

[flaps arms in imitation of a chicken]

ARGUMATE survivor of the early ‘90s, understanding of the Situation too tainted by own memories to accurately assess

youzicha said: The collapse of the Soviet Union marked the end of the colonial period, the final triumph of nationalism over imperialism. This created a pervasive sense that events were out of control, reinforced by a neoliberal political orthodoxy which painted these developments as a *good* thing. It all filtered down into the pop culture.

anaisnein said: there was a recession.
anaisnein said: to be fair the mood lasted longer than the recession

I’m going to say that it’s partly just the pop fashion pendulum: sad songs seem dramatic and novel, then overblown and inauthentic and fall from favour, then a few years later seem interesting and new again, repeat as necessary.

I guess I’m predicting a wave of emo howling within the next 3-5 years.

Part of it’s that the 80s were a nadir of rock in American (and thus Anglophone) music.

Prog, metal, and arena rock variants all seemed to meet their limit in glam/hair rock, men in spandex performing highly technical guitar solos while pyrotechnics went off and the singer celebrated girls! Parties! Subtextually, cocaine!

Rock lost ground to R&B, Miami Bass, rap, soul, dance. Michael Jackson was called the “King of Pop” in a deliberate parallel to Elvis’ “King of Rock and Roll”. That this pop moment represented a rise of minorities (and relative decline of whites) in popular culture was not missed, and is part of why Jackson’s racial identity was such a point of interest.

Even “white” music - Madonna (whose more sexualized crossing of race lines was also central to her brand) and Cyndi Lauper were not “rock” at all, not even from the folk-derived singer-songwriter tradition that fellow-travelled with it. Kylie Minogue’s take on “Locomotion” explicitly drew a line between this pop and earlier Motown, skipping the period between.

The post-punk/new wave which was probably the most promising type of mass-market rock was only barely so, rejecting the bluesy four-bar backbeat that had long been central. It’s funny that Blondie was the first rap on MTV and rockers were trying reggae and world music and country, but the point was EVEN ROCKERS were over rock. Huey Lewis’ Sports was significant precisely because it was standard bar rock with horns, AT THIS LATE DATE.

What would in the 90s become “alternative rock” was coming together, at this point it was largely known as “college rock”. Nominally after the low-power radio stations and small-market scene they gestated in, but it could as well represent the background of its audiences and performers. REM, which formed in the college town where Michael Stipe stayed after graduating, was the PROTOTYPICAL college rock band.

That’s a thing, as white flight shook out, popular music went from a fairly integrated 80s-early 90s – Suburban white boys listening to New Jack Swing by black boys dressed preppy – to something that was fairly class- and race-specific. Over here you had your college rock and your college singer-songwriters, your Toris, Alanises, Anis, Merediths Brooks, Paulas Cole and Lisas Loeb; over THERE you have (gangsta) rap.

(This is what struck me at the time about nü metal/rap-rock – I called it “‘some college’ rock” which I think I deserve some laughs for – for how generic the broken home/disappointing your parents/general aura of stress and failure notes were, they were the “white” music that seemed to invoke them on behalf of a non-professional-class audience at all)

One thing to reflect on is how the only urban music scene to “break out” in this period was Seattle, a distinctly white, educated city whose contemporary contributions included Microsoft Windows and Starbucks. (From Sublime to skate punk to No Doubt, there was a pretty diverse “suburbs of LA” influence tho)

So “why was there a lot of downer music in the early 90s”, because that’s when rock reestablished itself in a new, specifically white college idiom, and that’s what the comfortable classes write music about, from too-bougie-to-be-commie folk revivalists to James Taylor AAC to Rilo Kiley to today’s Americana, because their greatest passion is themselves and their greatest struggles are existential.

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Your regular reminder that reblogging visceral images of dead or dying human beings, as a form of activism, is the quickest way...

happinessisnotalwaysfun:

Your regular reminder that reblogging visceral images of dead or dying human beings, as a form of activism, is the quickest way to make me drop a blog. I see the point you’re trying to make, and replace it with “I already knew murder was bad and have a strong personal preference for not seeing unwarned-for images of torture in my personal space, thank you very much.”

Guys, don’t do this.

(Bonus politics: have you ever seen a photo of a dead white person? No, me neither. Photos of dead non-white people are frequently taken and published, always under the laudible aim of conveying important news. But over time, it does make one wonder why, say, images of wars in far away places and unjust murders and natural disasters are best illustrated by a photo of a dead, non-white child - but something like the Manchester bombings is not.

On a case by case basis, there is always a good reason to take and show these photos - but when you take a step back and look at the culture as a whole, turns out some bodies are seen as more worthy of respect and dignity and privacy even in death, and others ok for public display)

that’s what we were trying to do with the Internet in the ‘90s with rotten.com and Stile Project and that, bypass the unworthy fainting old ladies and stabilize the world as a Mexican newspaper, where we ALL confront our nature as disposable meat or are else properly driven from the public square

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Every time I see one of those posts about “where are the fantasy stories with even remotely realistic economies and politics!” I...

discoursedrome:

apricops:

Every time I see one of those posts about “where are the fantasy stories with even remotely realistic economies and politics!” I glance over to the scattered notes and snippets I’ve made for Exactly That Story and get wracked with those why-aren’t-you-following-your-dreams shivers.

For the third edition of the Exalted rpg, they went to a lot of trouble to cajole the guy who developed the first edition to come back and write some material for the book, and he totally didn’t give a shit since he’d been doing other things for ten years at that point. He’s an economist now, so the biggest contiguous contribution he made was like two pages that just talk about about currency denominations, coinage, and seignorage in the game’s fantasy setting and how those things related to factional politics, and they cut basically the entire section because people do not want to read two pages of that in the core setting chapter of a high fantasy adventure game.

This was the same game line that hired an actual marine historian to write the book about seafaring and thus got a huge amount of material about shipboard chains of command, hull and rigging types, naval watch scheduling, and so on. I loved that book unironically, but you basically can’t use that sort of material because 95% of people will just totally skip your weird Moby Dick style digressions into whale physiology or whatever.

Anyway, regarding your specific story: if the Silmarillion teaches anything, it’s that sufficiently detailed worldbuilding can overcome the need to actually write readable fiction.

The best corporate finance text I’ve ever seen was a Shadowrun sourcebook

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in the 1990s it was declared an issue of public concern that American girls were trying so hard to please straight men that they...

in the 1990s it was declared an issue of public concern that American girls were trying so hard to please straight men that they were getting too thin

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Humanity is just fundamentally unworthy of technological civilization.

femmenietzsche:

Humanity is just fundamentally unworthy of technological civilization.

Remember when we were young and the people fundamentally worthy of technological civilization were gonna be humanity?

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This shirt was great enough when I thought it was just the Red Power Ranger but Cyclops really makes it

This shirt was great enough when I thought it was just the Red Power Ranger but Cyclops really makes it

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Hey remember when MTV had a show that critiqued the vapid celebrity culture the network itself enabled by having claymation...

Hey remember when MTV had a show that critiqued the vapid celebrity culture the network itself enabled by having claymation figures bloodily mutilate each other with running comedic commentary?

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Scanned from original source: National Geographic Picture of Our Universe, 1994.

tuckoo:

Scanned from original source: National Geographic Picture of Our Universe, 1994.

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wait were those 2AA handheld fans just a 90s thing?

wait were those 2AA handheld fans just a 90s thing?

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'90s song marathon on the pinball bar jukebox just went into Streets of Philadelphia not wrong, but we just had our "isn't AIDS...

‘90s song marathon on the pinball bar jukebox just went into Streets of Philadelphia

not wrong, but we just had our “isn’t AIDS sad” moment with Waterfalls

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Pulp Fiction ‪cast photographed by Firooz Zahedi, 1994

80sx90s:

Pulp Fiction ‪cast photographed by Firooz Zahedi, 1994

IN THE 90S WE DIDN’T HAVE YOUR “TRIGGER DISCIPLINE” BULLSHIT

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