shrine to a dude, who even knows

Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.

argumate:

ms-demeanor:

argumate:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.

Don’t get me wrong—she was strong, and certainly not a waif, but more than almost any other female superhero actress I’ve ever seen, Lucy Lawless exuded physical power and weight that I actually believed (when she wasn’t somersaulting in front of a ridiculous greenscreen).

that’s a damn good point

INTENSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

COSTUME EMPHASIZING BREADTH OF SHOULDERS

THEM THIGHS

WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT HOLY SHIT

JAWLINE

EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT. I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST FEELING EXCEPTIONALLY WARM RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE HER

as glum said she also manifests muscle mass purely through acting prowess, somehow she suggests immense weight in every movement.

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Hot take: You know how increased transparency and the crackdown on earmarks in congressional legislation have been blamed for...

voxette-vk:

fatpinocchio:

Hot take: You know how increased transparency and the crackdown on earmarks in congressional legislation have been blamed for increasing ideological polarization, since they can’t buy each other off as easily? What if the destruction of Epstein’s island is having the same effect? It was the ultimate smoke-filled back room where they had the mutually binding experience of engaging in taboo. And now that it’s gone, we see escalated culture war with all the BLM and cancel culture stuff, all because it’s harder for the ruling elites to talk to each other and make deals they can depend on.

We are reaching levels of spiciness that shouldn’t even be possible

I mean cross what we’ve learned about Epstein, all we already knew from all the media stuff and what’s been openly known of the foundation and dalliances of Mr. Neoliberalism himself, Bill Clinton.

In the 90s, there was a network including jet-owning moneybags, Hollywood producers and broadcast heads, celebrities, urban propertyholders, DLC-type officials at the federal and urban level, prominent public intellectuals, Silicon Valley types, futurists, and science fiction types.

And they promoted that they were the same thing, that rock star cool was tech startup cool was indie movie cool was rich urban gay men cool was sci fi cool was big money cool was Bill Clinton cool

Boomer cool, really

Appeared at each other’s events and donated to their fundraisers and campaigns with which to enhance their stature, endowed each other’s sinecures (compare royal pensions), legitimated each other.

Overlooked each others’ blemishes, especially the stuff like smoking pot or free access to teenagers where the weirdo right was still pretending the 60s hadn’t happened. (Though for all that, how many building permits got fixed?!) Remember how much of Bonfire of the Vanities was the prosecutors resenting the pressure to hunt rich whites to build a coalition rather than be left to the necessary “garbage collection” in some idiom of honor?

Basically locked the 80s-gentrifying yuppie class in place as owner of the culture, and the cities, white urban professionals with a Boomer sense of being cool but not radical, the next step in the system balancing itself out.

Like, that is a totally imaginable model of so much of the 90s as Third Way boomer yuppie elite conspiracy, isn’t it?

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honestly the progression from Friends formally titling their episodes "The One Where…" to there being a whole show called "That...

honestly the progression from Friends formally titling their episodes “The One Where…” to there being a whole show called “That 70s Show” was an underrated ‘90s culture self-awareness bit

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Pleasantville (1998)'s message of "glad white people don't feel the need to uphold the '50s anymore, that was tedious" was a...

Pleasantville (1998)’s message of “glad white people don’t feel the need to uphold the ‘50s anymore, that was tedious” was a better summation of the 90s than they knew

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me: hey remember the first quarter of the 90s when everyone was really into fractals, cause consumer electronics were advanced...

me: hey remember the first quarter of the 90s when everyone was really into fractals, cause consumer electronics were advanced enough to generate them, like people used them as their screensaver

also me: remember the last quarter where consumer electronics could do digital signal processing and people ran SETI@home as their screensaver?

me: I guess that was preparing us for CGI crowd scenes

also me: I guess that was preparing us for omnipresent wiretaps

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Just realized that part of Jadzia Dax was just the novelty of a character that had taken male and female lovers before, DS9...

Just realized that part of Jadzia Dax was just the novelty of a character that had taken male and female lovers before, DS9 premiering 2 years before

a new sexual identity emerged

Tagged: 90s90s90s jadzia dax bisexuality

Wow this Cranberries greatest hits album is hitting a lot harder than I remember when I bought it

Wow this Cranberries greatest hits album is hitting a lot harder than I remember when I bought it

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what was the deal with freaks and geeks?

Anonymous asked:

what was the deal with freaks and geeks?

Not sure, never got into it. Probably inherits something via thirtysomething and My So-Called Life

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blextrophy:

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me: so two decades ago, back in the 90s… also me: two decades ago wasn't the 90s. me: …FUCK

me: so two decades ago, back in the 90s…

also me: two decades ago wasn’t the 90s.

me: …FUCK

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Looking back, Caitlin "Gen13" Fairchild's origin story was literally one of those bimbofication comics where the bookish girl...

Looking back, Caitlin “Gen13” Fairchild’s origin story was literally one of those bimbofication comics where the bookish girl gets transformed into a va-va-voom bombshell, wasn’t it?

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Emmanuelle Seigner in ‘Bitter Moon’

romanbymarta:

Emmanuelle Seigner in ‘Bitter Moon’

oh was she doing a breast self-exam? That’d be a pretty 1992 thing, breast cancer was one of the premier 90s neoliberal “awareness raising” causes (where through encouraging early detection and intervention [even while placing the burden on victims] that was helpful!)

Pink ribbons and all

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Someone put the Vitamin C "Graduation" on at this bar and What the fuck Better than that Baz Luhrmann "Sunscreen" song that was...

Someone put the Vitamin C “Graduation” on at this bar and

  1. What the fuck
  2. Better than that Baz Luhrmann “Sunscreen” song that was just a spoken version of a graduation speech that had somehow gone viral attributed to Kurt Vonnegut?
  3. in fairness, I had just put on Mr. Mistoffeles from the Broadway cast recording
  4. what the fuck?

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UK 1994

retrocgads:

UK 1994

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me: remember when the regular Sunday CCG group at the local comic book store mostly switched to L5R? also me: Legend of the Five...

me: remember when the regular Sunday CCG group at the local comic book store mostly switched to L5R?

also me: Legend of the Five Rings, the Orientalist CCG!

me: that had to change their card backs and make everyone use deck protectors cause of a super-copyright law specifically for the Olympics

also me: did you notice how we played as the–

me: the Unicorn Clan!

also me: yes, who were–

me: Cavalry!

also me: specifically?

me: Mongol cavalry!

also me: maybe in Legend of the Burning Sands and when the Moto returned, but in the sweet spot after Scorpion Clan Coup when they came together?

me: …?

also me: they were girl cavalry warriors. The Battle Maidens? Shiotome? The Utaku?

me: Otaku

also me: until that got too embarrassing. But still, for all you think about being genderweird in the 90s, you don’t think much about how you had a slice of your identity tied up in fierce warrior girls

me: well, Xena, Buffy, that was just in the air back then

also me:

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THE SIMPSONS writing staff in 1992.

talesfromweirdland:

THE SIMPSONS writing staff in 1992.

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The Weather Channel music explains at least 0.3% of the 90s cooldown

The Weather Channel music explains at least 0.3% of the 90s cooldown

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Me: huh Johnny Mnemonic's NAS, X-Men's Legacy Virus, and Sewer Gas & Electric's virus that kills all (non-green eyed) black...

Me: huh Johnny Mnemonic’s NAS, X-Men’s Legacy Virus, and Sewer Gas & Electric’s virus that kills all (non-green eyed) black people to awkward shrugs were all ways of processing the AIDS crisis, huh

Also me: yeah so was that Star Wars EU novel where someone is left for dead with a terminal infection but his Jedi lover loves him enough and is a daydream fantasy enough she can go into a trance by his bed for days and drag it out of his blood piece by piece by force of will

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ndiecity:

glittervajayjayy:

damn this bload up while yall here www.purple

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