Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can’t stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don’t need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment
video games are all about meeting a little elf outside the city gates that says ‘ah… the pernicious weed!’ when you give him a healing herb and then finding yourself fifteen years later saying “ah… the pernicious weed!” to yourself in the shower
katamari damacy is the game ever .you select a level and your giant father calls you a shithead to your face and then places you onto earth and tells you to go roll up some fish for 10 minutes and then the best song you’ve ever heard starts playing
We need a public transit system so robust that nobody drives on the roads and street racing becomes much easier for a few years til all the infrastructure crumbles and the only things we can drive are monster trucks and dirt bikes made from recycled autoparts that run on seawater hydrogen and Orgone Energy from the increased libido one experiences inside a monster truck
Seeming to me the thing around Hogwarts Legacy is that people who’ve been Harry Potter People all along have already taken up some position regarding everything but the advertising campaign has hit a broader, less internet-poisoned market of “hey, remember those wizard books you were into two goddamn decades ago? Here’s a game!”
In a way I guess like the 1993 X-Wing and ‘95 Dark Forces were for Star Wars fans
And that radically more people who have never been Quidditch players, or into wizard rock, or moaning “read another book”, still have positive memories associated with the brand, as something two decades ago they never got obsessed with
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