courtnashe:

thornylocust:

chalkboardchelsea:

1-800-blurambles:

katco-cereal:

goldturnedgray:

cosmic-aria:

lastvalyrian:

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

here u go 

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

this is one of my favorites for sure

Back when this site truly was lawless.

abstract-woman:

tumblr mutual cliques were small internet groups in the early 21st century media platform “tumblr” composed of a charismatic mystical leader and their 20-30 students

shayminsighting:

clovemon:

little-buggy-boy:

luxraydio:

:

hex-catcher-jacket:

philthepegacorn:

inkbottlebirb:

tezbravetail:

transprincessvivian:

fan-tump:

maxthetiny:

shayminsighting:

absols-and-accessibility:

sylph-corporation-official:

We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we’re not just selling supplies, we’re selling connections between people and pokémon

ALT

goncharoffs:

@pscentral event 10: best of 2022 | 2022 tumblr memes.

official-kircheis:

galois-groupie:

what’s that website that yaoi-izes people?

you’re on it

glowing-and-confused asked:

Tumblr is mocking your desire for peace by putting your post into the limited algorithm it has

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

distracted-disaster:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

WHAT DOES MY POST HAVE TO DO WITH ART

love this website

this is like an ironic punishment in tartarus

feastofsnakes:

Had a dream last night there was a new Tumblr feature called “WANNA SHARE WITH THE CLASS?” (all caps) where if you thought about something too often Tumblr would reach into ur mind and post it for you

asphodel-e:

corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025:

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as “century old public domain novel being read very slowly” and “half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist.”

#the joy of not being sold anything#become unmarketable#forget death of the author. we’ve achieved death of the media#*kisses fingertips* the apotheosis of fandom

bespeckledbauble:

had a couple friends question why I won’t make an insta or twitter or tiktok and I wanted to say something semi intelligent about the unique culture and user interaction of this hellsite and unfortunately every salient point went through the car wash of my brain and it came out like

seancodydotcom asked:

The official tumblr twitter account has your poster in their pfp

alpacinoinheat-deactivated20250:

holy shit

connanro:

p0lybl4nkk:

connanro:

i am On The Floor

i saw the pfp and i couldn’t NOT say something

WHO ARE YOU

sunfortune:

sunfortune:

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over

played the long game with this quote

discoursedrome:

noandpickles:

discoursedrome:

OK Tumblr Blaze just gave me a get-out-the-vote post (in Turkish) for the Kazakh elections, which are this Sunday. Now, the highest Tumblr Blaze tier is 50,000 impressions for $150. It’s apparently not targeted by language. So the aim here is to hit 50,000 people and hope some of them are Turkish-speaking Kazakh citizens and that a few of them will be convinced to go vote for their desired candidate because they saw the post. Godspeed you guys

I was trying to find what proportion of Tumblr users are in Kazakhstan to work out the approximate odds here, and it turns out Tumblr has been entirely inaccessible in Kazakhstan since 2016, when the Kazakh government blocked it for “promoting terrorism and porn.” So while I’m sure there are workarounds for people who really want to be on Tumblr, it seems like there might be better places to spend $150. 😬

I guess that explains why they didn’t go for something geotargeted, at least

anyway yeah I guess that’s a fair cop, we do promote terrorism and porn here a lot. imo kazakhstan should be less uptight about it though

marisatomay:

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

mr-deep-downer:

studentofetherium:

tumbr’s social media is actually kinda good

they stole my joke

effemimaniac:

any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

🗨 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
normal people don’t say things like this. https://www.tumblr.com/logout

goodzillo:

fishingboatproceeds:

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history

saintcolumbiformes:

tumblr should start displaying notes in significant figures and scientific notation. no one would like it and it would make everything worse <3

zomdead-deactivated20260110:

thefallingdream:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list