tuntematonkorppi:

mbartzie:

sternenhimmel-mond:

po-acus:

parasect:

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

Together they create the full set.

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

tumblr black out poetry

loth-catgirl:

quarklynx:

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

you’re gonna believe this

thisrobotbeatcaptcha:

e-6000:

fifiibibii:

guys please im a twitter migrant what happened with that old dog sanctuary blog pls educate me

So there is a dog shelter(?) for senior dogs called Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. They had a couple social media pages, among them a tumblr page. They’d repost posts from their Facebook about the different dogs at the shelter, very cute stuff. This goes on for months, it gets popular bc people love dogs. One day the blog (entirely out of the blue) posts “I just want to get dicked down again =/” and then never posts again. Everyone involved was like hey what the fuck so they messaged the Facebook page and they were like hey is the person running your tumblr page okay they’ve been acting real weird, and the person running the Facebook page was like huh??? We don’t have a tumblr page????

Magnificent

detrout:

thanos-the-dad-titan:

catchymemes:

And went off the air because a TEXAS DA they caught unalived himself…

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna15592444

You can say kill yourself this is the murder tits cock penis website

Honestly that’s a pretty good pitch for [tumblr]

pileofknives:

spiritsonic:

snapscube:

starlightcataclysm:

snapscube:

oceanstarzfalling:

gh0stquartz:

frambicallyscrantling:

snapscube:

Penis blast hilarious

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

sorry

This fits “Meat Grinder” by MF DOOM absolutely perfectly

sreegs:

sreegs:

sreegs:

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

“this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it”

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

“those are his hooves, bitch.”

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

…what?

meatswitch-deactivated20231107:

Remember when nudity was allowed on here and people were doing dick rates for free? Imagine the chaos if we had polls. The first bracket posts might have been innocent, but dick tournaments would eventually dominate the league. Imagine having to remake because you could never live down the immediate defeat in the first round of a cock contest.

cafe–gay:

grim-anatomist:

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post

Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”

Me:

oligetcetera-deactivated2023072:

can’t express how much i despise that blazeability-by-others is opt-out rather than opt-in. maaaaaybe its immediately getting used for harassment will cause @staff to reconsider

And users giving the site money to do that might… make site experience worse, reducing user numbers and stickiness… reducing ad rates? What’s the mechanism here?

Just accidentally swiped to the “For You” tag and saw someone with the same icon as one of my mutuals making what seemed like a very uncharacteristic post

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

New tumblr feature: Robot that takes your throat, and rips out your spine and skull, and attaches them to a beehive, and forces you to live like this for 24 hours

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

duckdotcom replied to this post: wehres the apology?

I will say this: the recent tumblr drama has convinced me to do exactly what I haven’t done so far: start blocking people.

little-klng:

official-book-wizard:

iconic

HEY GUYS YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND

yallive:

slimeweeb:

valucard:

People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass

i was amused by this post and wanted to see what other ppl thought abt it and i have never been so bewildered to see that the first two replies are from 16 year old me

eightyonekilograms:

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve uncovered the shocking truth, and I have to tell you about it right now! Tumblr, that bastion of degeneracy, they used to be all about yaoi – everywhere you looked, yaoi this, yaoi that, everything was dudes kissing. But now, it’s all yuri! Everything is yuri! Yuri as far as the eye can see! And do you know why this is happening? It’s because of the plastics in the water! That’s right, folks, the globalists have been poisoning our water supply with plastics, and it’s turning our precious internet culture upside down!

pinterest-staff:

psych-is-the-name:

official-pinterest:

canlsterofsoda:

sqirtle:

fireflylies:

psych-is-the-name:

were—ralph:

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

TAHW ruoy

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

YM

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

nolemretaW

giltspark:

twistedpictures1-deactivated202:

WHAT

Oh hey they swapped the blog view and shop buttons back

milomumbles:

milomumbles:

do people even say hello anymore

honestly not sure what i expected