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It bugs me that Tumblr makes you post YouTube as links not video on mobile but video not links on desktop

It bugs me that Tumblr makes you post YouTube as links not video on mobile but video not links on desktop

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Do you think Verizon realized axing 30% of the site's user base by banning porn was maybe not the best way of getting more ad...

mixingmetaphorsoup:

zennistrad:

zennistrad:

unnounblr:

zennistrad:

Do you think Verizon realized axing 30% of the site’s user base by banning porn was maybe not the best way of getting more ad revenue?

…god, what if tumblr gets bought by, like, pornhub or something

like, i’m genuinely curious, who the fuck would want to buy it, lmfao

Oh jeez I could actually see that happening.

Can you imagine the discourse if it did?

WAIT NO I WAS JOKING

I’m afraid but also semi-curious

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Next April Fools tumblr should make it look like random posts from your drafts were put live

Next April Fools tumblr should make it look like random posts from your drafts were put live

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hey remember the “fuckyeah________” construction of focused-concept tumblrs? Remember the term “single-serving” to refer to...

hey remember the “fuckyeah________” construction of focused-concept tumblrs?

Remember the term “single-serving” to refer to focused-concept tumblrs?

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watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

moonnations:

bluesargentsclues:

nuggetemily:

letshearitforthisclown:

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:


When you open a full group chat after leaving it for hours

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maybe the real russian psyops are the friends we made along the way

thigh-high-senpai:

maybe the real russian psyops are the friends we made along the way

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>tfw you realize that the separate crowds you follow and value on tumblr have started drawing on each other and you were the...

>tfw you realize that the separate crowds you follow and value on tumblr have started drawing on each other and you were the pivot

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they should set the daily post limit to 5

thinking2:

thinking2:

they should set the daily post limit to 5

this is actually perfect cause you could make one each of the 5 types of tumblr posts. which are:

1. aesthetic

2. jokes

3. discourse

4. personal

5. homestuck

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honestly there’s a very specific breed of southwestern pastel aesthetic – succulents but not cacti, space but not astronomy,...

wumblr:

honestly there’s a very specific breed of southwestern pastel aesthetic – succulents but not cacti, space but not astronomy, fitness brands but not fitness tips, retro restaurants but not food, always pictures, never text – that has been around on this website for so long and remained so unchanged that, by no virtue other than the passing of time and the changing of the world around it, it has begun to read “bot” or “narc” or “psyop.” something about me has changed in the last decade as a reader. my ability to trust people who only post striking but unrememberable images with six-figure notes and never reveal anything about themselves is gone, and my skepticism is all locked in my inability to tell whether a person is real or not

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Fandom is cancelled, we're going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we...

pileofknives:

yzghuldar:

pileofknives:

Fandom is cancelled, we’re going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we consume.

Hah, tell that to Tumblr.

My friend I have some great news about what platform I originally posted this to

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why did tumblr recolor its iOS icon navier blue, that’s so annoying, it always looks like it’s being pressed-down highlit now

why did tumblr recolor its iOS icon navier blue, that’s so annoying, it always looks like it’s being pressed-down highlit now

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was looking through my old follows and... do inactive tumblrs get the “-blog” suffix appended automatically now? like how dead...

was looking through my old follows and…

do inactive tumblrs get the “-blog” suffix appended automatically now? like how dead tumblrs would show up in old reblogs as “-deactivatedDDMMYYYY” (maybe so the name could get reused?)

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I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength....

hoebutmadefashion:

moltencalf:

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.

me processing this tea 

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ok I respect this

ok I respect this

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I can see in concept what tumblr staff was going for in changing the notes this update and they do try, and I vibe they still...

I can see in concept what tumblr staff was going for in changing the notes this update

and they do try, and I vibe they still have some 90s in their startup

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Where is that stupid nasty bitch who went and stole bones last January, I’m gonna go whoop her ass to hell and back for cursing...

lord-kitschener:

littlefuckinmonster:

dear-tumb1r:

lord-kitschener:

Where is that stupid nasty bitch who went and stole bones last January, I’m gonna go whoop her ass to hell and back for cursing us like this in 2016

lol shes still on here having fits whenever people mention her bone theft

aren’t you that wannabe antifeminist who tries too hard yet still no one likes..?

You’re the fucking asshole who stole the bones and did this to us

FUCK YOU

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this is the first song I’ve ever heard to reference tumblr Iamsu! - Hipster Girls

this is the first song I’ve ever heard to reference tumblr

Iamsu! - Hipster Girls

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If I didn’t offer, don’t grab. 

snackhour:

If I didn’t offer, don’t grab. 

this is an ad on tumblr dot com

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Sarah Barthel & Josh Carter here…we play in a band called Phantogram. Our new album “Three” just came out. If some of the songs...

phantogram:

Sarah Barthel & Josh Carter here…we play in a band called Phantogram.

Our new album “Three” just came out. If some of the songs seem very dark…it’s because they are. They’re highly-personal portraits from our past; snapshots of tragedy, loss, and all the emotions that follow. For those of you who don’t know, we did actually suffer a great loss this past year, when we lost our sister Becky (Sarah’s sister) to suicide.

It crushed us.

We went through a wide range of emotions…loneliness, depression, desperation. And it was hard to find focus. The biggest support we had was each other, and of course, our close friends and family. We talked, we hurt, and we’re still talking. Still keeping on. But it wasn’t easy getting to this point.

We thought about how tragic life can be at times, how the world can bring you down…and we ended up learning that you have to try to find the beauty in it. It’s okay to not feel okay, and it’s okay to ask for help. We even thought about you guys (our fans & friends), and what you’d think about when listening to this album. And if you or someone you know is experiencing any issues with mental health - please don’t be afraid to get help.

Communication was our way of dealing with it…and we think it can help you too. Find love & support in each other, and don’t stop talking. Don’t stop sharing your stories or your advice.

#postitforward
#bestfriendshit

Check out Tumblr’s @postitforward campaign to help continue to counter the stigmas around mental and emotional health.

This is an advertisement on Tumblr dot com.

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so up to the Verizon sale I didn’t hear the autoplay audio but I noticed the ads getting shittier, also worse targeted, I was...

so up to the Verizon sale I didn’t hear the autoplay audio but I noticed the ads getting shittier, also worse targeted, I was getting Spanish-language mass-market stuff on the reg for a day or two

since then Tumblr’s been giving me eerily-precisely targeted stuff, political ads from the Oregon lumber lobby appealing to Portland lifestylers, other stuff pitching things I was already just on the edge of considering

don’t know if that really is what a skeletal ad team looks like under rapid deadlines vs. healthy, don’t even know who would benefit from juggling this stuff around but hair on my neck’s still at half-staff

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