woodrider:

transwiththeplans:

yo-its-matt:

swurp:

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it’s tumblr posts

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

“Do you like the color of the sky?”

“Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?”

joeyclaire:

macademmia-deactivated20260103:

chantbh:

joeyclaire:

some of the best relationships can be forged on the anvil of thinking two characters should kiss

@macademmia

sorry who r u?

this is the best interaction on this post yet

eat-the-fluffies-or-die:

cumleak:

bpddaave:

what the fuck are half of the urls on this website.

i just saw someone with “cumleak” as an url

what the fuck

op has deactivated but cumleak still stands. true power

Today I will… engage in Tumblr > Twitter discourse.

Have you noticed that the tweets everyone recognizes are, dril aside, things everybody once competed to make fun of the day they came out, but even where ridiculous or incoherent or snowcloned our “world heritage posts” are more beloved and often consist of a string of responses managing to maintain the incoherence without bursting the bubble

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

static-testament:

ladyallo:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

Tumblr mobile really enhances the experience of this post

I tried pressing the reblog button on the picture

Love this website

alexenglish:

turns out i DO prefer tumblr’s way of providing me with information, in that i get it from memes and fatalistic humor instead of the panic attack info dump of twitter

imaginedsoldier:

wordcubed:

I, completely unironically, love the usernames on this site.

batsandboba:

batsandboba:

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic

doomstar:

death-420:

raeuberkotzenrotz:

death-420:

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

I gotchu

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

brawltogethernow:

Yes, I love fun Tumblr memes such as:

• carcinization
• Diogenes and Plato
  
• copper fraud in ancient Babylon
• The Cask of Amontillado
• unionizing
• color vision of shrimp
• Kellogg, founder of Kellogg’s
• Maslow’s hierarchy of needs
• the Ides of March

shigraki:

Are you new here

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

windsroad:

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

rigaya:

chessys:

weed-smoking-vegan-vulcan:

jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams:

chessys:

no one should be on tumblr

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

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lokaror:

waiting for tumblr to get put on steam for a second record high game population so i can absolutely destroy new players and be an asshole

nahofficial:

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

crunchbuttsteak:

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

crunchbuttsteak:

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

This Tumblr Post About Extremism From Four Years Ago Goes Viral After Every Shooting. Its Creator Finally Explained It.

The oral history of this post:

, apparently by a 17-year-old inspired by @mynationalistpony

Just tried to read my inbox by going from the lower right “person” icon to the upper right “gear” icon in the iOS app and instead I got a totally unexpected right-aligned menu that I backed out of on instinct but not before I noticed an entry called “Labs”, that’s something