I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
I sat here for a good five second wondering what atrocities this picturesque field had committed.
Maybe it was painted in an area that later contained atrocities?
Your eyes are too well adjusted to life in the shadow of nature’s sin. Humans have not existed for long enough for any atrocity against them to match the suffering that even the small area of land shown here has bore witness to across the eons.
could be dude just hates windmills
staring across the field, narrowing eyes
gonna get that fucking giant this time, Sancho
I think I know why:
Maybe, dutch tulips were the first major example of a capitalist luxury market and bubble collapse? “never again (liberalism)”?
jfc it’s invoking the peaceful fields of the low countries as an implicit contrast to the tragic brutality of WWI which is to be understood as a “white civil war”
Millennial left: through years of grinding institution-building we have revived MILD SOCIAL DEMOCRACY… from "unthinkable" to "doomed"
Millennial right: yeah we kind of shitposted herrenvolk democracy into power and if that doesn't work we've got fascism, feudalism, and monasticism on standby
This shirt features a helicopter and a falling man and the words
“training to throw communists out of helicopters” and is perfect for
showing your love for heroes like Augusto Pinochet and disdain for
leftists of all shades while getting swole at the gym.
::extremely rubs temples::
seriously though, whatever page of this you get to keep going, there’s something coming up to top it
This shirt features a helicopter and a falling man and the words
“training to throw communists out of helicopters” and is perfect for
showing your love for heroes like Augusto Pinochet and disdain for
leftists of all shades while getting swole at the gym.
I’ve been seeing a sudden surge of use of the word ‘thot’ and I’m concerned
We’ve recently seen at least one ancient Egyptian deity resurrected through meme magic
Thoth is a significantly more powerful member of the pantheon than Kek and the consequences of summoning him may be even more drastic than the rebirth of Kek (Brexit, Trump winning the election, a series of celebrity deaths)
The phrase ‘return the bones thot’ radiates an obvious mystical power and it may herald that Thoth will come to preside over 2017 as Kek has presided over 2016 - the bones possibly refer to the millions of mummified ibises buried in his honor at his main temple in Khmun, by reblogging that post you may be unknowingly beseeching this ancient and powerful being to repay the thousands of years of sacrifices humanity once offered him - what form that might take, we can only speculate
Although it’s possible that Thoth has been with us for a while - his name in Greek letters is Θώθ, which is clearly referenced in the ‘OwO what’s this?’ meme
As the inventor of both magic and science and keeper of all wisdom, Thoth assuredly does know what ‘this’ is, but I’m not sure we want to find out
I’m also concerned that Thoth’s wife Ma’at may be connected to the frequent seemingly compulsive and superfluous use of the word ‘mate’ or ‘m8′ in memes
Please be careful with your memes, they may hold hidden arcane power
