ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:
Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be
making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:
if that’s not representation i don’t now what is
after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests
those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching
as for movies we have
fuck
hobbies
FUCK
lastly, the “Other” category has
you bet i will, tommy.
anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu
Amazing acting, amazing writing, amazing cinematography, amazing fight choreography, amazing tits, and Tommy Wiseau in his best role yet.
Most of the actresses are porn stars, half of them are past 50, and about a third of the film was shot on the Serenity set from Firefly, holy shit see this if you have a chance.
Wiseau is the leather Kato-masked, katana-wielding bad guy. He has a death scene.
