ok!

I got brought on by my friend’s now-wife who put the non-game parts of a package (manual, box art) together, she says everyone only had enough work for ½ a job that involved a normal amount of slacking to begin with and there was a layer of executives on the 3rd floor that only seemed to exist to do coke with each other

amateur:

Wait I thought THQ went out of business. I used to write manuals for them! Also I got an interview with an exec once and was like “your wheelhouse seems to be releasing games whose brands provide pre-built audiences” and he got really defensive and borderline offended