So two of the first pieces of public writing as a hobby I remember doing back in mid-90s middle school were

1. a positive review of a piece of I guess erotic gen13 fanfic posted to alt.sex.stories.moderated that in retrospect was just the mind-control self-insert fucking the girls, I remember he suppressed Roxy “Freefall” Spaulding’s pain response so zero-gravity anal sex was pure pleasure to her
2. an essay analyzing contemporary cultural trends, notably “lesbian chic” and concluding that bisexuality was due to come into style, though in women before men, which I presented unprompted at my cafeteria lunch table

Because I’ve always been like this