throughthick-and-thin:

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hey we can reblog ads now

brazenautomaton:

striders:

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

tactical tex-mex action

holespeak:

this is the best ad I’ve ever seen on tumblr

This looks like Final Fantasy Zellweger

shellototw:

Solar Power is Keeping Rio Dancing

In Rio de Janeiro, Shell is collaborating with startup Insolar to bring clean, affordable electricity to a local samba school. See how solar can keep the samba rhythms pumping into the night in the latest #makethefuture music video On Top of the World, featuring Brazilian superstar Luan Santana.

the fuck is this, Royal Dutch Shell?

yo the Amazon Fashion ads look like ‘90s Sears ads

this is probably the best adoption of the tumblr aesthetic for advertising purposes since Dennys started shitposting tbh

johnbrownsbodyy:

What the fuck is Jeep trying to communicate with me over this political alignment chart?

(they’re hearing aids)

yeah maybe I should, what’s it to ya

WHO IS THIS FOR?

powerburial:

bro are u fucking kidding me

do they know they’re spending their ad buys on me?

I can’t share the full extent of this ad cuz it’s animated, but click on it if you see it

is starts with the text “Story of Every Empowered Women of Today!” and goes on to Flash-animate a story of mothers and professional daughters, encouraging you use their site to book flight tickets to visit your mom for International Women’s Day

except the animation is 2003 Newgrounds-level with no sense of timing and the dialogue feels acceptably translated from Cantonese and even the twee ukulele music sounds subpar

Ends with the text

A Big Shout Out to all the Working
Women Across The World

and is the most #2017 #capitalpunk shit I’ve seen yet

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Yo this Indonesian tourist tiny island thing followed me within 30 minutes of mentioning Mustique and that makes it the first tumblr bot to impress me