Tumblr ad regarding a frequent bus line between downtown and specifically my neighborhood starting up, that’s nice targeting.
Also further confirmation that this neighborhood is going to be like, the neighborhood for the next two decades and Karafuto is in specifically the best 3-block radius for transit access.
Like, the way it turns out I correctly predicted and positioned for everything in the 2010s would leave me well-placed going forward but be a little eerie weird even if not for the whole bizarre miraculous total transformation that at some level I kind of understand as my reward for the otherwise “wait what do I get out of this?” task of reading the zeitgeist right all the way.
For anyone looking through the notes wondering “Why? Why would you blaze this?” This is a recreation of a very old ad back when Tumblr ads would greenlight literally anything.
Other classics include the Burrito Scope
And some REALLY odd photoshops
Since these gems no longer exist, but I, humble Tumblr user squid-ink-personal, have the capability, I figured that if the ads aren’t going to weird themselves, I’M going to weird them.
Also, the oldest record of this frog photo is this one here, from 2007. This frog pic is as old as some Tumblr users.
So extending the insight that *I* never saw the Manscaping ads, should I take it that those of you elsewhere aren’t seeing the Oregon Country Beef campaign?
God, I had… what was the Adobe web design brand before Dreamweaver? Some spider theme, I think. Like, the 1995 version of that, off a Hotline server, and this was basically the interface, except it was for static pages not dynamic, which I guess is the story of the web ever since
