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#they were like 'what if terminators were girls' (1 posts)

At karaoke night, early 50s guy sidles up to me at the bar, tries to remember a song - from the ‘80s - rock - about a girl...

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At karaoke night, early 50s guy sidles up to me at the bar, tries to remember a song

- from the ‘80s
- rock
- about a girl
- they keep saying her name
- 2 syllables

he wants to remake it about Bernie. “cause Hillary, fuck that

T3 is on AMC and he looked up and punched his friend: “If Arnold could run!” his friend agreed: “If Arnold could run.”

Now they’re doing “China Grove”

Tagged: they were like 'what if terminators were girls' and managed to make it zero percent sexy