Like asianspreads, which was just porn pictures of (Cambodian? Thai? Kinda picturesque) Asian girls spreading their legs and calling attention to what thanks to him I’ll always know as their funholes
Also, can’t help but wonder if “Anti-Hero”’s particular spelling has anything to do with the stickers put over the usernames of masturbation webcam captures maybe 8 years ago so no one could be a “hero” and alert the girl
I will go to bat to defend step-family “””incest””” porn from the widespread defamation and slander.
I think it’s gotta be weird cause some of it is a disclaimable way to present sibling porn but “other new full humans come to live with you and are designated as family members even though you personally barely have any intimate experience of and relationship with them”, taken legitimately, is a very powerful erotic premise
(not to mention it being a disclaimable way to present puberty scenario porn)
Into gay jerkoff porn lately because having just realized it’s even possible for a guy to look attractive and intriguing while jerking off, I need to learn to up my game
Like I said: We need to normalise interracial porn that isn’t all… weird about it.
the only reason “interracial porn” works is by being weird about it. the conceit is there are two people of different races fucking and this is worth taking note of
I will say they’ve been drawing more attention to the guy fucking the asian girl being white these days
I mean maybe the ‘90s boom of Asian girl stuff was implicitly for-white-use interracial but now they have to be more explicit plus make it appeal to Asian men who are into the same kinda racial cucking thing as white guys into Blacked?
Like I said: We need to normalise interracial porn that isn’t all… weird about it.
the only reason “interracial porn” works is by being weird about it. the conceit is there are two people of different races fucking and this is worth taking note of
I will say they’ve been drawing more attention to the guy fucking the asian girl being white these days
The pornographic genre of JOI (jerk-off instructions) is stagnating. It needs to expand its horizons, come up with new ideas to appeal to new audiences and to keep the old audience from wearing out. Here are some ideas I’ve come up with. Not all of them appeal to me specifically, but I think there’s something in here for everyone.
Tutorial: Considering that it’s called “jerk-off instructions”, they’re really missing the opportunity for some instructiveness. Why not have a JOI that teaches you how to fist yourself, or stimulate your non-genital erogenous zones, or do electrostimulation, or use a spindle, or any one of the many masturbatory practices other than “put your hand on your dick and move it up and down”.
Hecklers: You’re performing a standup set, and you’re bombing big-time. One guy in the audience stands up and mockingly shouts “Why don’t you jerk off for us, funny boy?” The rest of the crowd backs him up. You haven’t rehearsed this, but a comedian must play to his audience, right?
Hey Check This Out: You ever had someone show you how to press that one nerve that makes your hand curl up, how to wobble your kneecaps, how if you shine a red flashlight in your eye for a minute the world looks dull afterward, something like that? This is like that. Your platonic yet undeniably attractive friend is walking you through the steps to stand up masturbate in a very particular way, and if you do it right, and you close your eyes when you cum, you should feel like the floor is rising. Cool, right?
Female Instructor Roleplays as Someone Other Than Stepsister: When it comes to JOIs aimed at straight men, the only roles roleplayed are “nonspecified dominatrix” and “stepsister”, with an occasional appearance of “doctor”, “girlfriend”, and “stepmother”. But what if they roleplayed someone else? You know the story where the fisherman catches the magical fish that gives him a wish, and he wishes for a bigger house, and then becomes unsatisfied, and he catches the fish again, and asks for an even bigger house, and is still unsatisfied, and catches it again, and so on? What if the fish was a woman, and it told him to jerk off? That would certainly be novel.
Song: What if you made a parody of the Cha-Cha Slide called the Hoo-Ha Slide? Do You See Where I Am Going With This.
how about incorrect jerk off instructions where she’s clearly like never seen a penis before and has no idea how they work and is telling you just the dumbest most impossible shit to do to it
I wonder how many pornographic actresses choose stage names to appear first alphabetically on websites’ lists of porn stars. Aardvark? Aaaaa? There seem to be a couple with the name Aaliyah; I wonder if that’s their given name or if it’s a strategic choice.
That said, whatever first name you pick, certainly you should pick a last name that’s alphabetically-very-early, so that if someone types your first name, you’ll be right there, even if you weren’t the one for whom they were looking.
Faking a connection with other established names though, remember all the Grey girls after Sasha?
Oh? Is that a thing? I barely know who Sasha Grey is. But, would viewers/searchers actually assume a relation?
Oh, she was really from this 2000s moment where (in part because of that auxiliary media) porn stars were like C-list national celebrities (Sasha Grey’s angle was she was really good at asking to be abused)
In the ‘80s, sure, a lot of performers had gimmicky names (big tit star Christy Canyon…), like I say it was like the one channel that performers controlled
