kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

It is 2023 and Princess Zelda is the standard reference subject for comparing AI models and prompts with reference to their effectiveness at generating erotic images of girls peeing themselves

I think it’s because there are enough images of various versions of her out there to generate a consistent aesthetic of what Princess Zelda and Princess Zelda’s clothes look like without looking exactly the same each time

@drdemonprince said: hypno stuff too

kontextmaschine:

It is 2023 and Princess Zelda is the standard reference subject for comparing AI models and prompts with reference to their effectiveness at generating erotic images of girls peeing themselves

I think it’s because there are enough images of various versions of her out there to generate a consistent aesthetic of what Princess Zelda and Princess Zelda’s clothes look like without looking exactly the same each time

It is 2023 and Princess Zelda is the standard reference subject for comparing AI models and prompts with reference to their effectiveness at generating erotic images of girls peeing themselves

Weird, largely uncommented unwinding-unto-backlash of repression playing out in sexual culture rn, in how after so long being oriented around the poles of partner-fidelity and the biological threat of insemination from pregnancy and then AIDS, the two big throughlines in today’s sexual culture seems to be creampies (or adjacent, breeding) and like “fuck my wife… please!”

(The latter of which seems increasingly shifting from “cucking” or even hotwifing where the unfaithful sex is at least kind of about the status of the official relationship to kind of a celebration of both how hot it is to have a girl who can pull dick and how satisfying it is to have a partnership that doesn’t inhibit her from self-fulfillment in like, using her cunt to experience the dick of the world, which is the exact kind of fucked-up processing of feminist social change I can dig.)

cadmium-free:

cadmium-free:

cadmium-free:

battling myself over the desire to reblog a post with full pussy on display but not wanting to tag it nsfw because tumblr is a cop about that tag but also not wanting to put a very graphic pornographic tea cup on everyone’s timeline just so i can tell a little story

i once went to a very fancy tea party hosted by a history professor at the end of my first semester in grad school. and when i went to get a cup of tea she was like NO NO NO i have a special cup for you, and handed me a teacup that when you poured the tea in it magnified incredibly explicit lesbian porn on the bottom. It wasn’t a lithoplane cup. I used to have the exact names for these cups, but this was years ago, and i’ve forgotten. INCREDIBLY fucked up object. i just saw a photo of one kinda like it on tumblr. i wish I had stolen it from this professor so badly, but tbh one win for the straight people being weird about me fucking women. thank u for the questionable gay pornography with my tea ma'am.

found a loophole and it’s that i will link you all to the post. the one i was served tea in was way harder to see but. yknow. same energy

I like that in Japan the “you stop masturbating long enough to give your fantasy more backstory than it really needs” phenomenon is responsible for several major media properties

Adding “gangbangs” to “anal” on my list of “things ‘90s hetero porn was really excited to pick up from gay guys”

(And thus on the longer list of “ways 90s visions of new hetero gender relations were really just gay men projecting themselves”)

“Gooner” stuff always seems on a “masturbation and telling yourself you are a helpless victim of greater powers are both self-soothing behaviors” tip

demonprincex:

some-asian-daily:

Rose Melle

its practically a rope binder

thats p cool

So when I talk about how you can go to Seattle and tell Japanese from Japanese-Americans on the street by subtle personal style touches—

Look at that 6th picture, from philtrum through ribcage. No way is that lipstick a Japanese style, yet that hair definitely is.

Which how do you explain that? Well, looking it up she’s a model in Tokyo – where she gets the hair – who works the Insta/OnlyFans online pinup circuit, which is the international community she takes shoot makeup cues from.

st-just:

In general, men in mainstream fiction are rarely raped; western fanfiction has enthusiastically fixed this regrettable oversight. Entire wildly popular subgenres, such as omegaverse,⁴ were created so that men could experience misogyny.

-Ozy Brennan, Romantic Tastes of Women

Fucky Culture Prevents Fascism started decades before the 1970s, really.

Weird thing is interracial porn that’s about power dynamics that are completely incidental to race, like it’s just a bunch of rednecks in a southern colllege town and the schtick is just that the (ethnically varied!) co-eds are cheap sluts who’ll do anything for money or something

escuerzoresucitado:

I remember in the ‘90s porn studios knew how to shoot blowjobs for straight male audiences, about a hot cocksucking slut, but as digital cameras and the internet brought about the widespread amateurization of porn, straight bros would sometimes film the gayest-ass BJ videos, where the frame was intently focused on the star of the feature: a penis being sexually pleasured

A little surprised that the gay porn sense of “a fit guy” seems to mean far more realistic body types than I remember from the “woodsmen” of 90s straight studio porn, who tended to have the gym-swollen, hairless, tribal tattoo look that now that I think of it was actually pretty gay-coded, over and above the general valence of obsession with the aesthetics of the male body as sexual implement.

Hey anyone who’s making AI porn, how do the models parse different synonyms of “pussy”? Like, how are results different if you prompt it for “quim” vs. “cunt”?

apricops:

if holodecks existed each one would have like a lagoon of cum

beemovieerotica:

whereisthebrink:

epilepticsaints:

cryptid-deity:

kowabungadoodles:

shamebats:

Happy pride to the original owner of this PC specifically

Good news! They’ve put the entire collection of reviews and mid-2000s gay porn dvd rips up on archive as a free download!

And here’s the link to the OG tweet if you want to read about the archival adventure in full.

Happy Pride!

[Image description: a tweet by “Casey” Jones Podcast, @ CaseyJPod, that reads:

“So I bought a computer from goodwill for 10 dollars to see if I could revive it, and I did. It’s filled with HUNDREDS of written reviews for gay pornography. I can’t stop laughing”.

Below this are two photos; one of the computer setup and one of the computer’s screen, with a Word file called “Gay Movies 301-400″ selected.

End description.]