Oh for the history books
Back in and out of college I commented at a few places in the early-mid 2000s back when you could feasibly catch up on all the politics blogs* in a day or two
I commented as Senescent: the original intention was to be somnolescent - “asleep”, but I was a fuckup and fucked it up, senescent means “old”, and by the time I noticed I already had the name. Sometimes I fucked it up as “scenescent”, with a c.
* wevs