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just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch...

thedoubteriswise:

just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I’m glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is “because you aren’t the protagonist of this grocery store”

I suppose the way this is replaying boom box discourse is another point for my “we’re back to the ‘80s part of the culture cycle” take

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Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, and baby, Russia gotta relocate ethnic groups with enough internal cohesion to sustain...

Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, and baby, Russia gotta relocate ethnic groups with enough internal cohesion to sustain identity contrary to the Moscow-based state to isolated outposts deep in the hyper-rural east

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Starting to see the old issue where they choose state governors with an eye towards affecting national Presidential elections...

Starting to see the old issue where they choose state governors with an eye towards affecting national Presidential elections like we had with state legislatures before popular election of national Senators

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Basically my take on worries about shifting/"collapse" of the American democratic order… Like, some powers and responsibilities...

Basically my take on worries about shifting/“collapse” of the American democratic order…

Like, some powers and responsibilities are being evacuated from some elements and agents of the government and broader social structure to others; this is a normal and expected progression in any institutional system. This will leave dynamics of power and government that are different than those I have grown accustomed to or been chatechized in.

But the very irregularity between and within those two categories, mixing quite distinct threads from the founding, Reconstruction, (sotto voce, the WWI war state and 1920s reactionary reconsolidation), New Deal and WWII, Cold War and Civil Rights Era, and post-USSR neoliberalism is testament to the fact this is a recurring process that need not be taken as a rupture of government or social continuity

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jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this...

kontextmaschine:

hoothootmotherf-ckers:

jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this relevant?

all of us, with the cultural knowledge of how the story of Dracula works: 

I think the key thing about Dracula Daily is that everyone is getting the same digestible portion of content to experience at the same time; that’s the real reason we’ve been fixating on TV shows and politics ever since everyone was online

Why Catholicism had a yearly cycle of Bible passages read at Mass

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So in the last few years, the presidents of both Honduras and the British Virgin Islands have been extradited to the US on drug...

cop-disliker69:

So in the last few years, the presidents of both Honduras and the British Virgin Islands have been extradited to the US on drug trafficking charges, and the president of Haiti was assassinated in very unclear circumstances by dudes wearing DEA jackets.

Is the DEA just like the arm of US empire in the Caribbean now? How the hell do you even extradite a president?

::cough:: Manuel Noriega ::cough::

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Re: Culture wars over plural marriage, yeah, the prospect of that + Hordes of Futureless Young Men is enough to make me go 'not...

Anonymous asked:

Re: Culture wars over plural marriage, yeah, the prospect of that + Hordes of Futureless Young Men is enough to make me go 'not fucking worth it, one spouse per customer, the Civil Rights Bus stops at Transhuman Station.

eintheology:

eintheology:

sadoeconomist:

mitigatedchaos:

kontextmaschine:

Wait so you’re on board with stuff up to the frontier now but that would be too much for you?

!!! That’s a promising sign, that’s how it works!

[ @sadoeconomist ]

Modern nonmonogamy isn’t the same thing as traditional polygyny, polyandry is part of the deal as well, each horde of futureless young men can share a girlfriend/khaleesi

Yeah I’m not betting civilization on that given how rare it is historically compared to traditional polygyny, and I know you will never, ever agree to any sort of security mechanism such as “for every polygynous marriage there must be a corresponding polyandrous marriage.”

Restless young men is one of those things correlated with civil disorder, like this is textbook political science taught in university political science classes, here’s an article from The Economist, even.

There’s no point having an incel uprising for this, and trying to make it work the other way by increasing the number of women will screw up the neurotype distribution. 

We can revisit the matter once bodies and sexualities are more mutable.

“For every polygynous marriage there must be a corresponding polyandrous marriage” I think you just accidentally invented the greatest fanfiction trope ever.

“I know a guy who wants to marry his three weed-smoking girlfriends and so to help him out we all need to pretend to be married, and there’s only one bed

Anyway every anti-poly argument has a corresponding anti-gay argument and the restless young men thing reminds me of the once-extremely-common argument that allowing homosexuality would destroy civilization by catastrophically lowering birthrates and that’s why the government has a legitimate interest in suppressing it by force. As though 100% of the population would become gay immediately once it was legally allowed. Did you notice your implication here that most monogamously married women would actually prefer to become Chad Thundercock’s nth wife instead of staying married to their beta soyboy husbands? I feel like if that were true it’d be a stronger argument for polyamory than anything else I could come up with.

The thing that’s actually causing the violence in South Sudan and ‘polygamous regions of Indonesia’ referenced by what I could read of that paywalled article isn’t polyamory, it’s very clearly sectarian conflict involving a certain religion that coincidentally allows polygyny that university political science textbooks and Economist columnists aren’t legally allowed to blame for anything.

Young men in Western societies who have no prospect of ever possibly having a relationship with any woman typically only cause violence and civil disorder in League of Legends.

Instead of increasing the number of women to deal with this supposed restless young men problem, let’s do the next best thing, let’s randomly select young men to receive thousands of hours of Pornhub sissification hypnosis video training, so that each household in the future will be made up of a man, his harem, and their staff of femboy maids - an extremely stable and harmonious social arrangement, according to anime I have watched.

This suggestion seems stupidly evil. Nonconsensual mental modification (if it worked) would be a crime on the same level as murder (or possibly higher). I don’t think anyone who would even half-jokingly suggest such a thing seems likely to be worth engaging with. (I have blocked sadoeconomist; I would have to be extremely surprised by what they have to say next to make me believe that it could be worth hearing.) Furthermore, the suffering of those who can’t find a partner due to macrosociological effects is real and not OK to mock. In times of economic iniquity it’s often poor men, but in the aftermath of war or plague it can also be women.

I also don’t think it’s a coincidence that areas with fucked-up, violent gender relations have fucked-up, violent culture more generally, and vice-versa. I believe it’s common for violent young men in e.g. South Sudan to profess the difficulty of obtaining a wife as motivation for their violence; I seriously don’t understand the way of thinking that would deny their stated motivations.

Given that it seems straightforward to draw a line of inference from polygyny -> young men can’t marry -> young men become more violent -> society at large becomes more violent and chaotic, it seems reasonable enough to suggest a ban on polygyny (and therefore polygamy generally, because equality) for social harmony reasons.

@carchasm blocked me over this post; fuck them as well as sadoeconomist, I guess. Kinda bitter to lose someone you’d had positive interactions with, but so it goes, I guess. Maybe I’m too harsh, I don’t know.

New culture war just dropped

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Re: Culture wars over plural marriage, yeah, the prospect of that + Hordes of Futureless Young Men is enough to make me go 'not...

Anonymous asked:

Re: Culture wars over plural marriage, yeah, the prospect of that + Hordes of Futureless Young Men is enough to make me go 'not fucking worth it, one spouse per customer, the Civil Rights Bus stops at Transhuman Station.

Wait so you’re on board with stuff up to the frontier now but that would be too much for you?

!!! That’s a promising sign, that’s how it works!

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Punk girls, London, 1978

united-hairlines:

Punk girls, London, 1978

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Thinking about the mom of that kinda-a-problem first girlfriend in junior high I followed to the renaissance faire in the '90s...

Thinking about the mom of that kinda-a-problem first girlfriend in junior high I followed to the renaissance faire in the ‘90s who had been a computer programmer since the '80s and had a triple-monitor setup and made USENET jokes and wore tight leopard-print clothing and entertained a succession of men in addition to the kinda pathetic one she lived with (unlike the renn faire people, she didn’t seem to conceptualize this as “polyamory”) and had shelves of SF paperbacks

And how she had almost certainly been masturbating to fanfiction back then

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Now that like, smutty fanfiction is a major theme of the zeitgeist of course I'll discover that I was on that tip all...

Now that like, smutty fanfiction is a major theme of the zeitgeist of course I’ll discover that I was on that tip all along.

Which in this case involves remembering that my first attempt to establish an online presence in like middle school involved reviewing (???) a gen13 porn fic where the self-insert psyker suppressed Roxy “Freefall” Spalding’s pain reflexes so that zero-gravity anal sex was pure pleasure for her

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The time is now for us to bring Pastafarianism back. Taking a class on pre-calculus is against my faith, actually

dimandore:

official-kircheis:

afloweroutofstone:

The time is now for us to bring Pastafarianism back. Taking a class on pre-calculus is against my faith, actually

Richard Dawkins was right.

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Random question, you're the only person who allows anons and might know the answer so: any idea why and when fantasy became...

Anonymous asked:

Random question, you're the only person who allows anons and might know the answer so: any idea why and when fantasy became 'young adult-y'? Wheel of Time and Game of Thrones, both of which started well before the modern YA boom, feel similar to YA in terms of character arcs and point of view and writing style, in a way that older stuff like the Chronicles of Amber or the Black Company don't. Was this one of the effects of the decline of the magazines?

kontextmaschine:

Hm. I mean literary fiction made a thing of being “adult”, anything that trended youthful was going to be “genre”.

R.L. Stine was pretty thoroughly serving this audience from a horror angle, before either Harry Potter, Hunger Games, or Twilight, back when “YA” mostly conjured up Newbery and Caldecott-bait problem books

Actually now that I think of it it is just about time now with the YA publishers all tying themselves up with drama for SF publishers to win the demo back with a neo-70s “wow I was how old when I read this?” romantic fantasy vogue starting with a blockbuster series about a girl who rises to power in a complex, highly political world with the aid of her fluid bonding-based psionic powers

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I feel like so many internet worker's rights things are basically "I demand less work, but people who do work for me can get...

isaacsapphire:

myfootyrthroat:

I feel like so many internet worker’s rights things are basically “I demand less work, but people who do work for me can get fucked.”

My job needs to only be open 3 days a week, but so help me, if Wendy’s isn’t open on all of my 4 days off…

“I ought to be paid enough to afford a maid and a nanny”

That was, historically and quite literally, the distinguishing mark of the middle class

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Okay, so: Latin has this word, sic. Or, if we want to be more diacritically accurate, sīc. That shows that the i is long, so...

jiskblr:

animatedamerican:

benito-cereno:

Okay, so:

Latin has this word, sic. Or, if we want to be more diacritically accurate, sīc. That shows that the i is long, so it’s pronounced like “seek” and not like “sick.”

You might recognize this word from Latin sayings like “sic semper tyrannis” or “sic transit gloria mundi.” You might recognize it as what you put in parentheses when you want to be pass-agg about someone’s mistakes when you’re quoting them: “Then he texted me, ‘I want to touch you’re (sic) butt.’”

It means, “thus,” which sounds pretty hoity-toity in this modren era, so maybe think of it as meaning “in this way,” or “just like that.” As in, “just like that, to all tyrants, forever,” an allegedly cool thing to say after shooting a President and leaping off a balcony and shattering your leg. “Everyone should do it this way.”

Anyway, Classical Latin somewhat lacked an affirmative particle, though you might see the word ita, a synonym of sic, used in that way. By Medieval Times, however, sic was holding down this role. Which is to say, it came to mean yes.

Ego: Num edisti totam pitam?

Tu, pudendus: Sic.

Me: Did you eat all the pizza?

You, shameful: That’s the way it is./Yes.

This was pretty well established by the time Latin evolved into its various bastard children, the Romance languages, and you can see this by the words for yes in these languages.

In Spanish, Italian, Asturian, Catalan, Corsican, Galician, Friulian, and others, you say si for yes. In Portugese, you say sim. In French, you say si to mean yes when you’re contradicting a negative assertion (”You don’t like donkey sausage like all of us, the inhabitants of France, eat all the time?” “Yes, I do!”). In Romanian, you say da, but that’s because they’re on some Slavic shit. P.S. there are possibly more Romance languages than you’re aware of.

But:

There was still influence in some areas by the conquered Gaulish tribes on the language of their conquerors. We don’t really have anything of Gaulish language left, but we can reverse engineer some things from their descendants. You see, the Celts that we think of now as the people of the British Isles were Gaulish, originally (in the sense that anyone’s originally from anywhere, I guess) from central and western Europe. So we can look at, for example, Old Irish, where they said tó to mean yes, or Welsh, where they say do to mean yes or indeed, and we can see that they derive from the Proto-Indo-European (the big mother language at whose teat very many languages both modern and ancient did suckle) word *tod, meaning “this” or “that.” (The asterisk indicates that this is a reconstructed word and we don’t know exactly what it would have been but we have a pretty damn good idea.)

So if you were fucking Ambiorix or whoever and Quintus Titurius Sabinus was like, “Yo, did you eat all the pizza?” you would do that Drake smile and point thing under your big beefy Gaulish mustache and say, “This.” Then you would have him surrounded and killed.

Apparently Latin(ish) speakers in the area thought this was a very dope way of expressing themselves. “Why should I say ‘in that way’ like those idiots in Italy and Spain when I could say ‘this’ like all these cool mustache boys in Gaul?” So they started copying the expression, but in their own language. (That’s called a calque, by the way. When you borrow an expression from another language but translate it into your own. If you care about that kind of shit.)

The Latin word for “this” is “hoc,” so a bunch of people started saying “hoc” to mean yes. In the southern parts of what was once Gaul, “hoc” makes the relatively minor adjustment to òc, while in the more northerly areas they think, “Hmm, just saying ‘this’ isn’t cool enough. What if we said ‘this that’ to mean ‘yes.’” (This is not exactly what happened but it is basically what happened, please just fucking roll with it, this shit is long enough already.)

So they combined hoc with ille, which means “that” (but also comes to just mean “he”: compare Spanish el, Italian il, French le, and so on) to make o-il, which becomes oïl. This difference between the north and south (i.e. saying oc or oil) comes to be so emblematic of the differences between the two languages/dialects that the languages from the north are called langues d’oil and the ones from the south are called langues d’oc. In fact, the latter language is now officially called “Occitan,” which is a made-up word (to a slightly greater degree than that to which all words are made-up words) that basically means “Oc-ish.” They speak Occitan in southern France and Catalonia and Monaco and some other places.

The oil languages include a pretty beefy number of languages and dialects with some pretty amazing names like Walloon, and also one with a much more basic name: French. Perhaps you’ve heard of it, n'est-ce pas?

Yeah, eventually Francophones drop the -l from oil and start saying it as oui. If you’ve ever wondered why French yes is different from other Romance yeses, well, now you know.

I guess what I’m getting at is that when you reblog a post you like and tag it with “this,” or affirm a thing a friend said by nodding and saying “Yeah, that”: you’re not new

this is all amazing, but I’m now waiting for people to start reblogging posts with the additional comment “SIC”.

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Increasingly realizing my utility, in a political sense, is I'm still young enough to keep in touch with things but old enough...

Increasingly realizing my utility, in a political sense, is I’m still young enough to keep in touch with things but old enough to retain sone sense of the last social cycle.

Like, I saw NYC before Giuliani. I was in SF looking at colleges and it was full of street people, but then moving out west in I guess the second, 2000s tech bubble, it wasn’t.

The young generation has this hagiographic sense of the civil rights era and the integration of cities – which was exactly what conservatives were worried about with MLK Day – o, how anything is justified in its name, o how unthinkably terrible that government would do anything to resist it. And by the way why doesn’t everybody live in a city?

And I saw the wreckage of Camden, and the lines of horseback cops and water cannon tanks Philly kept to avoid going that far down, and I lived among the white-flight families who had maybe even been positive towards liberalism and racial integration until they had the experience of their city being occupied by a hostile, violent, teeming mass that could not be usefully reached as individuals in enough scale before they tore the city apart, while being supported by the government that claimed to reign in their name.

We’ve had a fairly peaceful interregnum since the ‘90s, and especially given how people tend towards historical understanding by projecting an eternal present back in time, we might have lost a sense of how this stuff works. This is why I spent the early 2010s worried that the counterforces weren’t kicking in yet but confident that once they did the channels were already worn in and they would kick hard.

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Oh my God, the beatnik affectations around early-90s slacker/coffee culture, the 80s funny-animal-in-remembered-40s-Brooklyn...

Oh my God, the beatnik affectations around early-90s slacker/coffee culture, the 80s funny-animal-in-remembered-40s-Brooklyn animation renaissance…

The Kylie Minogue Locomotion, the B-52s, Maniac Mansion

We had to burlesque the previous golden age to bootstrap the last one. So if we’re doing the 90s again, yes, full speed

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You know, late-2000s valley industry porn starlets making videos mostly as ads for their real profit center of escort bookings...

You know, late-2000s valley industry porn starlets making videos mostly as ads for their real profit center of escort bookings were pretty much doing “actress” in the most traditional way

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A MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCIPAL Dear Reblogs, Welcome to Hellsite High. As your principal, I’m excited to share my tips on...

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Official tumblr communications starting to sound like this resembles the process where as feudal aristocracy started to see challenge from nationalism once culturally foreign nobility began to adopt local cultures and languages. In this essay I will

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