ms-demeanor:

prokopetz:

Underappreciated genres of old-school rock:

• My friend with an unusual nickname sure is awesome, and I strongly encourage them to continue doing whatever it is that they do
  
  
• Here, have an eleven-minute orchestral intro for a two-minute song
  
  
• Really, this whole business is just a delivery mechanism for the stupid fucking pun in the chorus
  
  
• You think this is deep, but it’s really about a horse
  
  
• I discovered a particular configuration of amp settings that makes a really weird noise, and I must share it with the world
  
  
• An incomplete list of things that give me a boner (part 3 of 5)
  
  
• I tried to parody a genre of music I don’t care for and accidentally produced a perfect example of the thing I was trying to make fun of
  
  
• Behold my vocal range, ye mighty, and despair
  

(Black Oak Arkansas, fucking Styx, Aerosmith, America, Peter Frampton, Kiss, Kiss again, Judas Priest)

(Three Dog Night, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Procol Harum, Black Sabbath, Mötley Crüe, Beastie Boys, Freddie Goddamned Mercury)

Just in case you weren’t familiar with those particular genres.