Yes, they have Battletoads.

Quarterworld, Portland, OR

Huh!

Quarterworld, Portland, OR

Ninja Baseball Bat Man

Townshend’s Tea House (Division)
Portland, OR

Jonathan Adler
NW 12th & Everett

Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade
Portland, OR

Walked into a normie bar and there’s fucking NCAA DOTA on tv

I mean I’m here for bar team pinball league so

I’m in a bar on NW 21st street and it’s exactly what I expected without even knowing I expected it.

Like the average patron age is younger than me but the music comes from a world where Sheryl Crow mattered?

slartibartfastibast:

Feeling the Berd

Ok now the jukebox is playing Robert Miles’ ‘90s anthem Children and someone just yelled across the bar “Yo wait for the drop, bro!”

Wednesday Addams dresses seem to be the new thing among girls who want to invoke the concept of neoteny and cuteness without in any way appearing pleasant

Safari Showclub
Powell Boulevard
Portland, OR

the main course
Hungry Tiger
Portland, OR

el Cubo de Cuba
Hawthorne Street
Portland, OR

There’s a party of maybe 12 people at this bar all talking to each other in sign language and it’s pretty eerie cause it’s this raucous Friday night scene with only incidental audio

Belmont Street

At karaoke night, early 50s guy sidles up to me at the bar, tries to remember a song

- from the ‘80s
- rock
- about a girl
- they keep saying her name
- 2 syllables

he wants to remake it about Bernie. “cause Hillary, fuck that”

Waiting to pay my tab, two drunks at the bar explaining supernovas to each other. They both already know what the other has to offer but it’s not bad, gamma rays and gravity wells and all.

The Know
Alberta Street
Portland, OR