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Bottling hipness

Bottling hipness

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Portland is big in Japan. I had no idea.

imagine when this hits anime

@kontextmaschine

Portland’s the closest mainland airport to Tokyo Narita (beating Seattle by 5 minutes) and the exchange rate has been favorable lately so we’ve got a decent stream of tourists coming through. I guess they like what they see.



(the absurd lines at the city’s more gimmicky food chains - Voodoo Doughnuts, Pine State Biscuits, Salt & Straw ice cream - are always polyglot and there’s a mall downtown that as far as I can tell exists to sell luxury goods to asian tourists. I was there yesterday and the designer handbag places by the entrances were still going but past that was grim though they did a good job of disguising it - empty storefronts dressed as displays, filling the highly visible atrium floor with a mall operations office and a few national chains at least one sub-class level below what they would’ve had before and given way too much square footage - never seen a Gap with that much open space. I don’t know if that reflects a downturn in the tourist trade - more likely the Chinese economy than Japan, in that case - or just losing a big draw when the Apple store moved to its own temple across the street.)

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advertised on Facebook, Oregon is doing this

advertised on Facebook, Oregon is doing this

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When will you bring up the first time Portland was known by any number of Americans, the influential "Hello Larry!" With a great...

Anonymous asked: When will you bring up the first time Portland was known by any number of Americans, the influential "Hello Larry!" With a great opening! Goofball comedy with a single father with two daughters working as a shock jock.

Hell, the main character is practically you, a middle aged white guy who moved to Portland from L.A.!

First off fucking oof on “middle aged”, second off never heard of it.

So that makes two sitcoms with protagonists who moved to Cascadia to be radio call-in hosts?

Here, check this, Pillars of Portland, a locally produced TV show from 1983 (the height of the Dallas/Dynasty primetime soap boom) based on a newspaper column with characters broadly representing (and named after) different neighborhoods.

It never got past the pilot because that’s a terrible idea.

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So getting reception at the old Belmont Dairy (i.e. Belmont Inn) or even on the sidewalk is fucking impossible. I've heard...

So getting reception at the old Belmont Dairy (i.e. Belmont Inn) or even on the sidewalk is fucking impossible.

I’ve heard people say this is cuz it’s a fallout shelter, I dunno if they mean fucking Faraday cage or what.

I HAVE noticed that Pokemon Go will peg me as walking around the block and feed me fights like no one’s business. Making lemonade…

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Speaking of White Van Man…

Speaking of White Van Man…

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Welcome returning Reedies! The Lutz Woodstock Blvd Portland, OR

Welcome returning Reedies!

The Lutz
Woodstock Blvd
Portland, OR

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Saw my first Freemen license plate driving down Foster. Driver looked like a California girl - dirty blonde hair up in a loose...

Saw my first Freemen license plate driving down Foster. Driver looked like a California girl - dirty blonde hair up in a loose bun, driving a sporty red coupe, that surprised me.

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Portland even fails thoughtfully

Portland even fails thoughtfully

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overhearing a few born-and-raised Portlanders talk about the old days going to Lincoln High when no one would actually go to class, just hang out and smoke weed on the Portland State campus and shoot hoops with Damon Stoudamire and everyone got a diploma anyway

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“It should be noted that the City of Portland might be the best place on earth for a hooligan riding a bicycle with a backpack...

“It should be noted that the City of Portland might be the best place on earth for a hooligan riding a bicycle with a backpack filled with apples.“

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SE 50th & Division Portland, OR

SE 50th & Division
Portland, OR

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SE 34th & Belmont Portland, OR

SE 34th & Belmont
Portland, OR

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wut

wut

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single serving shrink-wrapped preprocessed bees

single serving shrink-wrapped preprocessed bees

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Just got gas. The attendant (mandated in OR and NJ, tho if you’ve got a motorcycle they just hand you the pump) and I talked...

Just got gas. The attendant (mandated in OR and NJ, tho if you’ve got a motorcycle they just hand you the pump) and I talked about (that fact), morale was high cuz they just got terminals that didn’t make him manually dispense receipts

He said a Louisiana car pulled in the other month, he went around (in his hi-visibility vest) to open the gas cap and the old lady passenger pulled mace on him

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saw a musical tesla coil performance sounds like a particularly shrieky Hammond organ tbh Quarterworld Hawthorne Blvd....

saw a musical tesla coil performance

sounds like a particularly shrieky Hammond organ tbh

Quarterworld
Hawthorne Blvd.
Portland, OR

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