Billy Rays
NE MLK
Portland, OR

California couple finds 'move back' spray painted on recently-purchased Portland home

On Sunday Preston Page and his fiancée, Jessica Faraday, found their house and car covered in graffiti, and the car was also keyed. The gold paint messages included “CALI - surfs up” and “get California out of Portland.

Northwest Veterinarians Warn Overweight Pets Are Up 150 Percent

Overweight dogs have increased 158 percent since 2007, and cats have increased 169 percent, according to the report.

at a bar at 1:50

tender tells us to ask if we want out cause the door’s locked, there’re been things on this street

thing is those MAX slashings were only the peak, I’m hearing heightened criminal/malicious weird from all over Portland

growing up I did always want to inherit the dirty funky city, maybe I’ll learn my lesson or learn something

Portland, OR

this week in overpass banners

Portland, OR

B-Side Tavern
East Burnside St.
Portland, OR

Prettttty sure someone here’s stripping under the name “Cialis”

Stopped by my bank to hit the ATM and one was plastic bagged and taped over with a sign saying to use the other one

The other one was dusted all over with what looked like red chalk dust, like it just got back from Holi, it took my card but I couldn’t get the touchscreen to register anything

Obnoxious but novel & effective

Was just behind a car with big white letters “EPILEPTIC DOG ON BOARD” in the rear window, and I believe it, but what am I supposed to do about it?

Is this a Gadsden Flag joke?

Portland, OR

in a pinball bar, overhearing a girl talking about her coworker got her to mask up and go to some thing, probably May Day but coulda been the 82nd street “free speech” thing after the civic holiday march was called off or something else

from the sound of it more than she bargained for, and she pins blame not on “the anarchists” - her coworker’s one, she says (by name, and workplace), he was mostly peaceful (but apparently still in trouble somehow) - but neither the cops, rather the black bloc vanguard for starting it

so if we’re going to extrapolate from that one data point, now that the cops are cracking down (I know, I know, but by Portland standards. Just like Berkeley cracked down by Berkeley standards) some of the soft support’s dissipating

which, you know, security culture for shit anyway

Belmont St.
Portland, OR

this is the tiniest Maine Coon I’ve ever seen