Not enough respect for MLP:FiM that their Season 2 Big Bad was… Q. Like, John De Lancie as Discord, a whimsical chaos god who just fucks with the Mane Six for fun
(The Season 1 Big Bad was Princess Celestia, a regal chaos goddess who just fucked with the Mane Six for fun)
Uh noooo, I’m sure there’s overlap but as I’ve seen it it still doesn’t today?
Oh, no, it wasn’t about the Apple family, it’s about how girl kinks are so regularly the exact opposite of what they consciously want as a life course, so if Applejack is so consciously about contributing to the family and its business stability obviously her kink is about being a useless breeder
Extrapolating from Equestria Girls, where they were high school seniors in 2013, the girls would be around 2 years out of college right now, perfect timing for them to resolve their childhood lessons of empowerment-thru-personal-agency with the adult reality of our fallen world by developing these of-the-moment paraphilias!
Twilight Sparkle: bimbofication
Rainbow Dash: bondage
Pinkie Pie: DD/lg
Applejack: creampie risk/impreg
Rarity: consensual nonconsent
Fluttershy: breathplay
I’m sorry, I just drove through the Central Valley for 3 hours with this stuck in my head and I need to inflict it on someone else Ringu-style
Spike: has a raceplay thing
I mean Fluttershy was maybe “praise kink” but otherwise I stand by this
*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you
what
*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!
dude are we talking horses
sometimes art theft is worth the memories you will share with your friends for years to come, after one of them finds this post and then sends it to you while having no idea you drew a weed pony as a joke back in 2012
sincerely, the person who drew the weed pony as a joke in 2012 and now gets to experience whiplash every so often when this post crosses his dash
Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.
Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.
The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.
I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.
(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)
anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this
Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.
Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.
it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages
one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever
dunno about you guys, but this is the most hilarious thing i’ve ever witnessed all day
we’ve come full circle
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” ― George Orwell, Animal Farm
