Watching the Woodstock 99 documentary and they found an archival shot of a dude chugging a can of beer and then saying “this is going to be in some kinda documentary some day”
I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all
I’m pretty sure Jack is doing this half-seriously, but nostalgia for 20-year-old corporate marketing is one of the most succinct descriptions of US conservatism I can think of. This really is the whole ideology right here
shortly after the introduction of the World Wide Web some clever people said hey, what if instead of lots of different web sites there was just one site, a “portal” if you will, that contained all the news and information and entertainment you might want? and we told those people to fuck off and die because their idea sucked shit, so they went away and added comments and rebranded it as “social media” and we couldn’t get enough of it.
The Illuminati is real, they all said it was just a myth, but you’ve finally uncovered the truth… And the truth is that they don’t really do a whole lot, they just kind of hang out during meetings and like leaving cryptic, meaningless hints around the world.
mental illness is so embarassing i’ll literally be like I’m fully aware I’m mentally ill but it’s not mental illness this time. and then it was mental illness