maxknightley:

maxknightley:

it’s funny to me that Alfred Nobel saw his premature obituary and went “my god! I must contribute something unambiguously good to the world if I am to be remembered as anything but a monster” because can you imagine a rich person doing that now. bezos would see his obituary and be like “hmmm… guess I should buy more newspapers”

if elon musk saw himself described as “a swindler who needed to be seen as Just Like The Common Folk, yet was just as desperate to be treated like a god in human form for the cars he had no hand in engineering or building” his immediate instinct would be to post a wojak about it

memecucker:

You know how The Undertaker would stick his tongue out and roll up his eyes when pinning someone

Technically that’s an ahegao face

your-fave-is-hatsune-miku:

Hatsune Miku From Vocaloid is Hatsune Miku

apas-95:

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crazy-brazilian:

discoursedrome:

this is a good thing in context but it does kind of feel like the setup to one of those 70s/80s sci-fi stories where a greaser defeats tyranny with the power of rock and roll

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

me: [staring at tumblr for a really long time] wow, i can’t believe i can just find out whatever the hell this is just by using tumblr

also me: [does this dozens of times a day]

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

forbiddenxxfruitxx-deactivated2:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

“All of the following are important aspects of modern American culture: cars, fast food, rap, baseball, Christianity, computers, video games, the Bible, guns, movies, fast food, rap, the Bible, baseball, cars, computers, video games, and religion.”

prokopetz:

The principal difference between 1980s anime and modern anime is that when modern anime shows you a scantily clad girl riding a motorcycle it’s framed in a way that makes it clear it expects you to be getting a boner for the girl, whereas when 1980s anime shows you a scantily clad girl riding a motorcycle it’s framed in a way that makes it clear it expects you to be getting a boner for the motorcycle.

argumate:

Chinese be like “tens of people are still missing” while English be like “twelves of people are still missing” 🤓

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

The average American man puts out over seven cups of urine every year.

hotvampireadjacent:

https://twitter.com/whoisif/status/1546749320711458816?s=21&t=4zbgj6WfbYp0huLyhihydA

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rustingbridges:

pro tip: if you append “8==D” to a password, it will contain a number, a symbol and a capital letter

cordy-muses:

svinto:

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

mysharona1987: