wild-aspen:

drygingergood:

wild-aspen:

of course i have a praise kink, i’m a burnt out former gifted child.

This is the most addition to this post but I also can’t fucking argue with it because it’s true.

charlesoberonn:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

salemruinseverything:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

tonyoso:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

The first rule of being rich is that you have to constantly complain about rich people.

- Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte

The second rule of being rich is that you have to continually complain about the first rule of being rich

- I Just Wanna Live by Good Charlotte

The third rule of being rich (after the first and second rules) is that you gotta have a rich friend that you love to hate and talk shit about constantly

pissmoon:

Catholic Tumblr nazis be like im not like other girls i wish i couldve married an abusive christian trad man at 15 i never drank beer or ATE fastfood in my life and if u ever seen a picture of tits online Ur a degenerate. Everyone i dislike is a pedo bc i said so n i demand to be taken seriously as a supporter of a mainstream religion with most notable pedo scandals. Pagan Tumblr nazis be like heres the corniest looking picture of a wolf uve ever seen in ur life

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

The term “homestuck” is a portmanteau of “home” and “stuck”.

kalichnikov:

keynes-fetlife-mutual:

kit-is-god:

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

So funny to me that some ppl meet their mutuals and get laid on here. This is where I come to mentally shit on myself

im pretty sure thats why i met my mutuals

it works because you’ve already established that the topics you Poast about are in-bounds for conversation, so you can speedrun your way to a high degree of intimacy instead of anxiously probing whether the vulnerable stuff is Okay.

imsobadatnicknames2:

triviallytrue:

the therapy discourse post that will always stick with me the most is the “telling someone to go to therapy is the leftist version of telling someone to go to church” one

transgenderer:

people who tell stories are really into telling stories about how stories are important

shacklesburst:

argumate:

apollopigeon:

argumate:

socialjust-ish:

argumate:

squareallworthy:

argumate:

referring to people outside your industry as “civilians” when you’re in tech support or some shit.

“civilians” is just the pompous way of saying “normies”

damn I thought “normies” was the pompous way of saying “normies”

“Normies” is the normie way of saying “normies”

what’s the extremely online way of saying normies then

NPCs

oh god 😩

or muggles, if you want to make people mad for lots of different reasons!

fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

theehorsepusssy:

>gives the stuff away

>”hmm, I think I’m going out of business because of (cause celebre)”

Fucking come on.

kalichnikov:

kontextmaschine:

Thinking about how Witchblade was a really horny ‘90s comic about a hot chick and her shapeshifting demonic symbiont, but the horny part was just that the symbiont would make itself look like a really slutty bikini

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

vriskakinnieaynrand:

born in the right generation (just old enough to completely ignore tiktok)

pileofknives:

I think about this every day

phaeton-flier:

mimic-tesdinic:

Love how Dracula treats catholic artifacts as like, effective against vampires, but specifically in a way that you can tell Bram Stoker is not Catholic.

Van Helsing’s just throwing around communion wafers willy nilly, but sacrament has to be blessed by a priest, and you’re only supposed to get one per service. Was Van Helsing just pocketing fistfuls? Did he make Jack come with him so they could steal more? Did he get unblessed wafers, and it only worked because he believed it would?

Why does he try to purify Mina by putting one on her forehead? Wouldn’t rosary beads or a regular cross make more sense?

It’s almost like the relation to Catholicism is completely arbitrary, like crosses are just one of those things, like garlic or running water.

Bram Stoker writing Catholicism like Mangakas