timefortigers:

skelenabones:

averyterrible:

dextersexter:

whats the difference between Long Island and Staten Island

they are two completely different islands.  long island is the big long island sticking out of New York.  Staten Island is the tiny island in New York City between the west coast of Long Island and the mainland

long island is where you go to experience total ego destruction over a period of decades. staten island is where you go to get stabbed by a clown

#staten island is a portal to clown world? long island is ALSO a portal to clown world but a different part of clown world

bogleech:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

quoms:

quoms:

i want america to be like a start-up: to fail repeatedly and spectacularly, but for those failures to have no impact on me or the people i know because we all went to yale and personal financial insecurity is a foreign concept to us. also, when it succeeds, we immediately sell the whole thing, divesting ourselves of personal responsibility while augmenting our already vast wealth

i want america to be like a start-up: propelled by financially uncompensated 80-hour work weeks only made tolerable by the promise of an enormously statistically unlikely prosperous future

delorez:

us tv: reviewed 

grimelords:

world’s first blogger discovered in 1890s Vienna

icel:

veltish:

Without corporate blogs none of you would know when to stop running memes into the ground

corporate blogs are the meme carnivores that keep the population in check. a detestable yet essential part of the meme ecosystem

memecucker:

all part of the plan to Re-Make the World Into My Image

flaviantemple:

as found in a second-hand bookshop

gayasscommie:

So a friend of mine made this based off a fb status I made and now it’s *everywhere*

agrifuture:

theawkwardfanboy:

agrifuture:

American political spectrum

Definitely attracted to girls who like the shirt on the right more

That’s great, Caleb

what libertarians think capitalism is: kid running a lemonade stand, your neighbor fixing your car for you for $50, guy building birdhouses out of his garage
what capitalism actually is: dick cheney made money off the iraq war

memeufacturing:

far right political activist: we may be radical conservatives but we aren’t racists right. we are not racists
[everyone nods agreeably]
person sitting in back of room: what if… we WERE though. how bout that
[30 seconds of silence and then everyone slowly starts nodding and saying “yeah”]

oligopsonoia:

you, a Borderer untermensch: durr. trump gon build a wall. whens the next catching up with the kardsashians

me, an intellectual: the World-Spirit has sent a great man to write new values on new tablets, what the greek theological thinkers termed ἀποκάλυψις, for It has grown wroth with political correctness on college campuses

dontthink2:

rapgamekimmygibbler:

dontthink2:

this is what jill stein voters look like. 

oh my GOD

i hope ppl know this isn’t a pro Hillary post u all look like

argumate:

jenlog:

neoliberalism doesn’t care who you fuck

as long as you don’t do it on company time.

acoolguy:

every year in america is another dbz arc

cultural literacy

magicalfairyprince:

charlesoberonn:

The Age of the Cat is over

Let us commence The Age of the Frog

Tru