fakehistory:

Excerpt from the Disputations Against Scholastic Theology (1517)

stickmurdererz:

This is how Every one of those Artist comics goes all every exactly one of them, Be original 

browsedankmemes:

Niche political appeal? - Appraisal Request via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2lnNls3

thinking2:

thinking2:

they should set the daily post limit to 5

this is actually perfect cause you could make one each of the 5 types of tumblr posts. which are:

1. aesthetic

2. jokes

3. discourse

4. personal

5. homestuck

autisticstevonnie:

marvelcolm:

lymepretz:

marvelcolm:

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

what did he say

“you’re fired”

why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor

redmensch:

redmensch:

in one of the recent episodes of vice news this chinese entrepreneur uses a marx quote about historical materialism to explain why he fucks a sex doll. this must be the socialist new man the soviets were talking about lmao

china’s number one achievement is that when this man was asked “why do you have sex with this thing?” his mind immediately went “what’s that line from the german ideology?”

wumblr:

honestly there’s a very specific breed of southwestern pastel aesthetic – succulents but not cacti, space but not astronomy, fitness brands but not fitness tips, retro restaurants but not food, always pictures, never text – that has been around on this website for so long and remained so unchanged that, by no virtue other than the passing of time and the changing of the world around it, it has begun to read “bot” or “narc” or “psyop.” something about me has changed in the last decade as a reader. my ability to trust people who only post striking but unrememberable images with six-figure notes and never reveal anything about themselves is gone, and my skepticism is all locked in my inability to tell whether a person is real or not

spacedijks:

spacedijks:

whoa-bruh:

asvpfentz:

LMFAOOOOO

Carlton look built af 😳

alfonso in the black lodge

the dark entities are giving him inhuman strength

argumate:

inferentialdistance:

argumate:

the thot discourse is a reminder that we still haven’t popularised any slurs for Men Who Sex Too Much

“Predator”.

oh shit someone said it

organasrey:

joshpeck:

Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood

daisy ridleys passive acceptance of the possibility of civilisation ending within the next 3 decades is honestly millennial culture

esoteric-hoxhaism:

moshaarti:

Hi again! Long time not posting!
But anyways look who’s the new 2017(maybe 2018?) waifu!

Merry Christmass btw

this is what organic redevelopment of pagan pantheon looks like… soon she will be shipped with sky father tengri-sama

neilcicierega:

HERE’S MY PLAN TO PROMOTE CONDOM USE:

1. Create a cartoon, aimed at young children, where all the characters are adorable talking condoms. The cartoon is otherwise completely innocent and non-sexual, focusing on positive messages of friendship and caring.

2.

3. Now a bunch of grown men wanna fuck condoms

argumate:

there are only two genders: noir detective and dame client with a heart of gold who betrays them at the end of the second act

not wrong

collapsedsquid:

Peak ontological performance

gurguliare:

“The Mohists, egalitarian rationalists whose social base seems to have been urban artisans, not only were philosophically opposed to war and militarism, but organized battalions of military engineers who would actively discourage conflicts by volunteering to fight in any war against the side of the aggressor.”

1) i’m in love 2) can you imagine how annoying their blogs were

mutant-aesthetic:

Did I say that “So much for the moral/christian/values-based right” is the lefty version of “So much for the tolerant left” meme? I feel like I said that before but it’s kind of true