You know, of the canonical texts I took in in like, 10th grade, fluency with Neon Genesis Evangelion has come up far more often than anything I read in English class. Textual analysis of, too.

kontextmaschine:

I like how 20 years out, Evangelion is this foundational classic, with at least two distinct fandoms (“Mechs and titties!”/“Symbolism and depression!”) and neither of them knows what to do with the intelligent pet penguin with prehensile wings.

25 years, now

kontextmaschine:

dimandore:

kontextmaschine:

baconmancr:

garbagegold:

This is very high on my list of favorite Onion articles.

@kontextmaschine

but who?

The current head of the Tokugawa Clan is Tsunenari Tokugawa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsunenari_Tokugawa)

Well, the second bakufu didn’t restore the Kamakura shogunate, why would the third restore the Tokugawa?

Oh shit, was that the concept of NERV, that it was a third bakufu and Gendo was the shogun?

superretard asked:

twenty twenty two

apoliticalfemdommunist-deactiva:

mr-deep-downer:

apoliticalfemdommunist-deactiva:

momir-viig:

niconiconwo:

mr-deep-downer:

bhikshu:

rainydayscore:

niconiconwo:

apoliticalfemdomappreciator:

mr-deep-downer:

is this when nge takes place? oh fug

Finally we will know whether Asuka or Rei is better

It’s already known, and it’s Rei

evangelion takes place in 2015 we long past it

And both girls are worse. We’ve evolved beyond the need for the endless Rei/Asuka war. We’re here for Misato.

enough

for the last time shut up and realize the answer that’s been there all along

if anyone else adds 2 decade old discourse to my post your life is forfeit

Kinda a milf maybe you right

I’m so fucking glad I didn’t watch Evangellion as a kid. I don’t know a single person who watched Evangelion in their formateve years who ISN’T fucked up.

She is literally perfect I will never grow tired of telling you this

this woman is fucking the same man her mom was among other things do not start that bullshit here son I am not having it!!!🤬

MANSPLAIN

MANIPULATE

MALEWIFE

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bergaposting:

andmaybegayer:

silvermoon424:

In late 2016, New York’s Glory Gospel Singers went on a Japanese talent show called Nodo Jiman the World! They sang “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis,” the theme song for the insanely popular anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion.

This gave me goosebumps and I can’t stop listening to it. I really hope the Glory Gospel Singers will release a full-length cover someday!!

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

marxzsoul:

animepopheart:

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alkthash:

shinjee:

smoking that shit that made shinji dissolve into the eva-01

smoking that shit that turned humanity into fanta

capitalist-realism:

germanmilfs:

elbiotipo:

blackcloudscollector:

elbiotipo:

estoy armando una colección contribuyan si tienen aportes

Primera parte

GRACIAS.

orphanofkos:

Evangelion is fundamentally about putting a person’s mom in a thing. that’s the theme. robot? put his mom in it. computer? put her mom in it. teenage girl? put the mom in. it is about moms, and things that one would not typically think to contain moms. that is it.

brucebocchi:

Have you thought about the Lance of Longinus from Evangelion lately?

Now you have!

official-kircheis:

skluug:

if i had to pilot the evangelion i would just do it

It’s a relic of Japan’s entanglement with turn-of-the-20th century Germany that both Utena and Evangelion depict the world as run by strings being pulled from weirdly esoteric conference tables

I wonder if the NERV guys in charge of the program building giant rifles and stashing them in buildings are ever bummed out that never does it.

algrolo:

Do you think EVA 01 effectively utilized “girl power” when it went berserk and consumed the angel Zeruel in an extremely grotesque and violent manner?

enki2:

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