sapphling:

sapphling:

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you’d be able to see that

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

kontextmaschine:

So, uh, that NASCAR finish, huh? Where instead of braking for the final turn a driver just puts his car up against the outside wall, opens the throttle, and lets it carry him through the turn into 2nd?

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So, uh, that NASCAR finish, huh? Where instead of braking for the final turn a driver just puts his car up against the outside wall, opens the throttle, and lets it carry him through the turn into 2nd?