Love to all the Bernie Bros going wild on Twitter; you’re not actually affecting the election (and ignore any concern trolls to the contrary) but your efforts have served, in the most important discursive terrain, to tie the most viable variant of the new cultural conservatism (“let’s just go back to the golden age”, which has been upgraded to a sunny retrospective take on the 90s) to the inevitable leftward economic swing.

The nation is in your debt.