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#lawn jockey (1 posts)

I’m just salty people steal stuff for profit and additionally that you might possibly find it glorious in some cosmic way since...

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I’m just salty people steal stuff for profit and additionally that you might possibly find it glorious in some cosmic way since no, breaking into properties doesn’t seem skillful or unique enough anymore to be cool as evidenced by the popularity of lock picking videos. I’m glad you got your bitch back tho

She’s more than half a century old, I think she’s maybe got provision for a fork lock you could snap off trivially. She’s the most common model of motorcycle ever sold in the US though, so not a valuable antique.

I’m thinking I might plant a bike post by my driveway though, to U-lock pedal bikes and wheel chain motorcycles to, make it a proper challenge

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