“I’m not trying to make a vegan omelet here” — in a dream, ordering a brilliant plan that would surely kill thousands

“Has someone traced the route of Xena’s Joxer to Buffy’s Xander as a type that from today is the villainized Nice Guy but in the 90s was a worthy sidekick because those were definitely the two shows that would get graduate dissertations back when you read about websites in magazines” — banging my head on something ceramic not plastic that hurt a lot more than I expected