So, that celebrity I got into cause I thought it would be healthy to care about one for unintellectual non-discourse reasons entirely now has a memoir at #1 on the New York Times bestseller list
Jennette McCurdy, the celebrity I got into because I was too invested in other ones’ complex meaning and thought I should find one to mindlessly want to fuck, is celebrating the release of her memoir I’m Glad My Mom Died
Is everyone else seeing this or are they just targeting me?
(A few years ago I thought my investment in celebrities was getting too meaning-laden and I should pick one I just wanted to fuck, I picked Jennette McCurdy and then she retired to host a decent podcast about the meaning of Hollywood celebrity. I have a type.)