Imagine getting to reconstruct an entire new personality for yourself and still ending up like with one like *that*. Whew, lad.
This is just “you suck” worded not even cleverly but at length
(The #insult anon tag isn’t just for my one great bygone Insult Anon, but all insult anons)
damn, you are consistently stupid about everything. and zero self awareness too! you're like a human train wreck, i just can't look away...
it’s n– not like you like me or anything
Judging from some of your posts you were always bisexual, just nervous about actually trying it with men. Also in light of many of your posts I’m wondering if your lack of anxiety is related to wanting to shag barely-legal girls. You have no anxiety because the sexual partner you’re looking for is someone so naïve or desperate they’ll tolerate anyone. Every epehebophile I’ve read about is really bad at sex and using teenagers to compensate.
Oh I tried it. I remember first thinking it would be nice and trying to bihack myself starting in 7th grade. In LA I followed a girl/boy couple home from a bar once and played fucking what, spin the bottle? strip poker? after her girlfriend came over and we ended up as parallel gay hookup pairs (I didn’t fucking pick up on the original girl’s signals and I had horrible luck at the game). Him sucking my dick didn’t do anything for me a golf ball washer wouldn’t and in reverse I remember thinking “this is like giving someone a massage with your mouth while they choke you”.
So I was like “welp guess I’m straight”. Though I haven’t sucked any dick since the personality change I can see the erotic appeal enough to jerk off to it in fantasies, not even gay porn (which I also could never stay hard for)
So I don’t think that’s it!
Since the personality change and bisexuality I have noticed that teenage boys don’t really have any particular charge for me like girls did, I think it’s that when I was a horny adolescent first developing any sense of sexual taste, I was only into girls and in school fellow adolescents were the ones around to impress on, so to the extent I picked up tastes they were the ones it was of.
I assume that’s fairly typical and a big reason why teenage girls were a central focus of postwar popular culture through the rise of secondary schooling!
In contrast when I first developed interest in men I was not only not around schoolboys (I was mostly alone in my room during the pandemic unable to stably stand!) but didn’t have that horny urgency to seek sexual experience out, which is why I’m still not sure I have tastes in men past like, “men”.
Also, fuck you too, buddy!
“frottagecore”
Got like one hate message that I deleted but it was scorning me for paying to Blaze this and like as a grown adult yes, I am entirely willing to pay $10 to make 1000 people see the word “frottagecore”. That’s only like 3 Magic boosters! That’s a drink special!
Real talk, dude, you are not nearly as clever and foresighted as you think you are, and the way you express yourself is a garbled and pretentious mess. Maybe a little humility and a little not-making-grand-pronouncements would be good for you.
No, it wouldn’t, you just have bad taste in writers.
Your lack of anxiety is creating a lack of taste and discernment, you're able to tread water solely by how good you were before, but you've been slipping for a year before COVID
No, that’s not correct.
Time to dial the narcissism down a notch or two.
haters see your anxiety get zeroed out and
how many distinct, recurring anon haters do you reckon you have at this point?
I don’t think I’ve ever had more than 3 concurrently but since the one I called “insight anon” they’re not sending their best. Plus with the anxiety gone they could read me to filth accurately and I wouldn’t feel a thing.
no the problem is you *do* suck in the specifics, just instead of deluding yourself to be a transgirl (well, really you're (mtf)t(ftm)), you're the fucking father in the Cat's Cradle that is your life, we are your children
“kontextmaschine is mtftftm” is the favorite insult I’ve been getting for years now that absolutely makes me sound like a mythological hero
You know, I object to being classified as a "hater". I'm in a drunken gregarious state right now, and thus am inclined to explicitly point out I wouldn't criticize you if I didn't see any value in your posts.
Well okay, but unlike that insult anon I respected, your criticisms don’t seem much to do with the content of the posts, it’s all “Oh HO, if you zoom out far enough to ignore any specifics, you pattern-match to the kind of person who would probably suck in the specifics!”
Like guys, I had one insult anon back in the day who I respected as a “thou too art mortal” in the ear but you crowd, you’re just bog-standard haters. Which Taylor Swift explained how to deal with seven years ago
I think most of the asks I identify as “insult anon” have been the same person for years; probably keeps at it because I respond and feed the troll; I respond cause insult anon shows a good grasp of my underlying psychology & so provokes me in just the right way that I can externalize and vocalize and work through issues I was grappling with already
Haven’t gotten that level in a while though, lately it’s petty nyah-nyah stuff
Lol I'm literally completely virgin to kink-at-Pride discourse discourse as well as kink-at-Pride discourse, I've only seen your post about it, reflecting how I'm better than you. Also you have no balls and are pathetic and will probably not post this becase of that, but that's just yet another time of you admitting your inferiority.
Oh no I’m gonna show this to everybody
That contextualizes that you have always been craven and submissive, no wonder you thought you were a chick for years
You like the sound of “craven and” in your head, don’t you? You like the two-adjective insults but you always gotta make the first one a little fancy and mannered.
when you're a lonely 50 years old sitting in your decrepit shack with not even your long since dead cat for company, you'll understand
Badger has a good chance of being alive when I turn 50.
Also, “you’ll be a lonely old recluse living without cats” is a fundamentally weird insult that comes from you trying to string petty hits together without thinking about what you’re doing
when you're a lonely 50 years old sitting in your decrepit shack with not even your long since dead cat for company, you'll understand
Badger has a good chance of being alive when I turn 50.
what does that even mean? in a few years no matter what happens you're still going to be a fat fuckless 40 year old. stop obsessing over the metacultural meaning of shit you see on twitter and start working on yourself
What the fuck am I supposed to be becoming and why would I care about it?
i assumed you didn't reblog it because its an embarrassingly stupid dogshit take in hindsight, 'nativist welfarism' never went any further than a couple of steve bannon interviews, the trump presidency was 4 years of laissez faire and mega tax cuts, now biden is doing the closest thing to pro-labor welfare politics that america has seen in 60 years. the idea that the GOP could ever become a workers party (white or otherwise) only ever sounded plausible to terminally online retards
The Reagan Agenda didn’t really kick in until ‘94
original insult anon here. the fact that you respond to a prompt about why you are unhappy with a thousand words of, as one man put it, "morbid self-attention" is sad, it means i failed, it means you failed, it means nothing will change for you, no matter what changes around you
Which episode of Eva is this?
the heroic politics of tweeting from a ramshackle house on the outskirts of a third tier city, getting no pussy and slowly drawing down your trust fund
“Oh lookit me, an established order is collapsing, I’m gonna go mock the scion of the old order for turning withdrawn mythohistorian, that’s how I’ll prove I know what’s going on to someone I guess”
- you. That’s literally you rn