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#I say this as someone who just took a LOT of brain damage (1 posts)

The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers. WarriorMale

kontextmaschine:

phoneus:

warriormale:

phoneus:

warriormale:

The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers.

WarriorMale

[sweating bullets] w…w-warriormale…. [gulps and looks at my clipboard]
i hate to tell you this but th-that’s not wrestling, that’s overwatch fan art of two characters having sex sir [quaking in my fatigues]

Actually its called “taking a Man’s back.”

Very common fight position in wrestling and Brazilian jiujitsu.

Don’t worry Soldier, its fighting……

Thanks for your concern…….

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

unironically I didn’t realize how nonsexual yet intimate and passionate two men engaging with each others’ bodies could be until I got into Brazilian Jiujitsu.

Oh your moves make him orgasm? That’s cute. Mine have like a .2s cutoff time until I break his bones, or maybe 10s until brain damage.

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