Like after watching discourse from the sidelines since the 90s I feel like the worst bisexual now because

• the change in sexuality came simultaneous with a shift in anxiety and other fundamental factors of personality such that I was also open to a wider variety of body and personality types in women, which is to say as far as I can tell it is part of “anything that walks” lowered standards
• that shift also affected my outgoingness and my disinhibition such that honestly I could see myself as less able to maintain sexual fidelity
• I kind of do like that I can offer myself to straight opposite-sex partners as a second for threesomes