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#holidays (175 posts)

the reading i’m doing for my thesis involves the deconfessionalisation (that sure is a word in english) of the quebec school...

cop-disliker69:

rykemasters:

the reading i’m doing for my thesis involves the deconfessionalisation (that sure is a word in english) of the quebec school system and it just reminded me that uh, until actually quite recently high schools had pastorale, which is basically a youth pastor integrated into public schools and the education system, with government funding and usually its own dedicated room and (optional) school activities. which is kinda uh, fucked up. not necessarily in its content (which in recent times i’m pretty sure was mostly harmless; a youth pastor with not that much emphasis on pastor) but in principle. do American schools have like, a youth pastor on staff? I don’t think so but uh, ours did. Because it was optional and my parents kept me pretty isolated from anything religious, I mostly just have the vague knowledge of its existence (and the cultural stereotype of the pastorale teacher being the “hey there, fellow kids” sort of person), but it’s the kind of thing where in the midst of secularism being a big topic here (largely because of secularism being instrumentalised by anti-immigrant people) we kinda forget about

this existed I believe until the early 2000s when the second wave of deconfessionalisation was actually fully carried out. it was around when i was a kid but my subconscious kinda retconned it into nonexistence/the distant past. quebec was already the least religious place in north america by the mid-80s so it’s a bit jarring, as an adult with a better knowledge of how attitudes to religion differ in the world, to remember that that was a thing.

To answer your question: no, American public schools definitely do not have a pastor on staff. That would be considered highly inappropriate. The US probably takes secular education more seriously than any other country, in terms of how stringent schools are about not funding or endorsing any particular religion.

American schools often have a “counselor” that can be an equivalent secular-pastoral role, though depending on the school their focus might range from social work to therapeutic care to college admissions and post-graduation employment.

There used to be some more state religion elements in American schooling – schools once led prayer and read Bible readings daily, though that was challenged and ultimately ended with a 1962 Supreme Court ruling. This was actually pretty significant, “school prayer” was really a dead issue but at least trotted out as a battle flag into the early 90s, taken as a condensed symbol of the secularization of America (though pressure against the practice really kicked off with Catholics bothered by its specifically Protestant character).

The question of how public schools celebrate Christmas, where Christian and American national mythology is intertwined, has also been an issue over time, and I remembered prayer or Christian invocations at the ritual openings of school events (incl. sports) as an issue in the 1990s.

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Oviposition is the only fetish with a widely recognized holiday

magicalgirlmindcrank:

ajanigoldmane:

moxperidot:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

4k-ultra:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

Oviposition is the only fetish with a widely recognized holiday

Wait what??

bad post op

Happy Easter everyone

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Oakland Tribune, California, January 1, 1922

yesterdaysprint:

Oakland Tribune, California, January 1, 1922

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“Wishing You A Happier New Year!…” Untitled, 1/1/1952 Series: Jim Berryman Political Cartoons, 1928 - 1963. Record Group 46:...

todaysdocument:

“Wishing You A Happier New Year!…”

Untitled, 1/1/1952
Series: Jim Berryman Political Cartoons, 1928 - 1963
. Record Group 46: Records of the U.S. Senate, 1789 - 2015

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‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

henryclervals:

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

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Police Navidad.

kontextmaschine:

Police Navidad.

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memecucker:

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I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out...

yomozukis:

yomozukis:

I’m reading on old superstitions and:
“Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!”
September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

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Happy Labor Day

Happy Labor Day

kontextmaschine:

People loved their work once, and it didn’t matter if they worked in the public sector or in the private one. The men who worked in the CCC would take their grandchildren to see the forests they planted, while the men from the auto plants would point out the cars they’d built as they passed them on the new interstate highway system. The women who fastened the engines on the wings would watch the B-17’s fly off to make a liar out of Goering, and the women who taught in the public schools would point with pride when one of their old students got elected mayor. Work was about making money, certainly. It was about feeding the family and keeping the roof where it was, and maybe having a little left over at the end of the day, or at the end of the week, for some amusement. Maybe a trip to Lincoln Park or White City or a hundred other places, where you could take a moment and enjoy the cool of the evening, music riding the nightwind from a dance pavilion down along the lake.

But it was also about Doing A Job, and doing it well, which was different than simply Having A Job. It was about making good cars and strong steel and sturdy furniture. It was about learning a craft, even if what you were doing wasn’t recognized as one. There was a craft in tightening rivets, or feeding the open-hearth furnace, or planing the wood just so. You had your craft, and the person next to you had theirs, and, when all the work was done, and all the craft was practiced, and practiced well, there was something you could look at with pride and say, that is something I have given to the world. Job well done, as they used to say. You could teach seventh grade civics and then, one day, you’re on a podium outside of City Hall. That kid right there, you could say. That kid is something I have helped give to the world. Job well done, as they used to say.

Unions were greatly responsible for the pride that people took in the work they did, especially in the middle of the last century, when unions helped build the most formidable middle class in human history.

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There was an autoworker, Ben Hamper, who wrote a column in the Flint (later Michigan) Voice, which was the alt-weekly Michael Moore first made his name by running. A lot of his columns got collected and repackaged in an excellent book, Rivethead that I read in college.

I read it in a class by Stuart Blumin, who was my favorite professor and de facto advisor. He was an American historian, focused on labor and class and the development of capitalism, you could tell he was heavily influenced by EP Thompson and the Communist Party Historians Group over in the UK.

He was quite open that he had expected Communism to ultimately triumph, and that he had been wrong about that, and in subtext that he had wanted it to ultimately triumph, and didn’t think he had been wrong about that.

Anyway, Rivethead. The story is that Hamper was born in 1956, a fairly clever kid growing up in Flint, Michigan, the chronological and geographic apex of American industrial unionism, where everyone’s dad worked for GM.

And he could have gone to college but he gets some girl pregnant and so he goes to work on the assembly line not even really out of obligation or Catholic guilt or whatever but because that seems as good a life course as any, it’s what every man he’s known does, under the mighty UAW the pay’s on par with the kind of “educated” jobs you could get anyway, why not.

And so he goes to work on the line and eventually he ends up writing a column about it, and he talks about the color of the factory culture, playing soccer with rivets for balls and cardboard boxes for goals, drinking mickeys of malt liquor in your car on lunch break, the absurd fursuited mascot “Howie Makem, The Quality Cat” that GM would feature at rallies and shop-floor tours, being laid off in economic downturns and put into the “job bank” where you get paid waiting to be rehired in the next upswing, developing a perfect rhythm with your partner, training into a rhythm so perfect you can each trade off doing the two-person job yourself for 4 hours while the other one goes out to a bar on the clock, the dignity and solidarity of the American worker.

And time goes on and eventually his marriage fails but he takes it in stride, and his column gets recognized and he takes pride in that and then eventually he has an epiphany, and a complete breakdown, which are basically the same thing. And the inciting incident is when an older line worker, some guy he’d looked up to as a model of quiet, philosophical stolidity, just shits himself and is barely coherent enough to even notice this and he realizes the guy hadn’t been a Zen master, he’d just been checked-out mindless drunk on the line every day.

And he realizes that the rivethead life is destroying him, that the only thing holding it together was a budding alcoholism, and that it’s doing the same to all his co-workers, and looks back and realizes it had done the same to every grown-up man he knew, his father and uncles that growing up he had looked up to as models of masculine strength and fortitude really had just had their spark snuffed out and the life beaten out of them long before, and whatever pride they took in the cars out on the road was a defensive attempt to locate in an external form the sense of self-value that had been exterminated within them.

When Marx talked about “alienation”, well.

And he went crazy, and couldn’t bear to work on the line anymore, and there’s no redemption, that’s where the book ends.

And that was a theme that cropped up again in Professor Blumin’s class, that there were two great working class traditions that echoed through the ages, and they were

1) avoiding work
and
2) drinking

Back in the premechanized age of small-group workshop manufacturing, workers would celebrate “Saint Monday”, which was to say just not showing up for work, hung over after the weekend.

(This was riffing off of Catholic feast days, or holy days, from which we take the word “holiday”, and as time went on counted an increasing share of the days of the year. There was a reason that poor workers were aligned with the Church, and nobility, in “Altar and Throne” coalitions resisting the development of industrial capitalist liberal democracy.)

In the ‘80s, the crap time of American auto manufacturing, one trick that was passed around (pre-internet, so by word of mouth largely) was to look at the codes stamped on car bodies, which would tell you what day of the week they were manufactured, and to avoid Mondays and Fridays. Because those days had the highest defect rates, because the workers tended to be drunk, or hungover, or absent.

And back in the workshop days, you’d drink at work. Apprentices would be sent out for growlers or buckets of beer, there were elaborate rules of who in the hierarchy of workers was expected to buy rounds for who and when. And there was hellacious resistance to attempts to get them to knock this off, as the industrial era kicked into swing.

Those great satanic mills, where women and children worked in shifts at great water- or steam-driven sewing and spinning machines, stories of little kids getting their hands mangled by the machinery? One of the major reasons women and children were preferred was because they would actually show up on time every day, and stay sober around all those hand-manglers.

And I mean, this maybe sounds like an argument for socialism. Though not of any actually-existing- variety, as capitalist propaganda will be glad to tell you, Soviet work culture, at least when the morale thrills of the Revolution and Great Patriotic War faded from personal to institutional memory, was all about shirking and vodka.

So those complaints about how America celebrates Labor Day instead of May Day, ignoring the true meaning of labor - solidarity - in favor of mindless distraction? Psssh. Labor Day is a celebration of the truest, most ancient, most fundamental traditions of labor: not working (especially on Mondays), and getting drunk.

Happy Labor Day!

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I saw a post going around that was like “Pride is NOT about having a big fun party. It commemorates a RIOT and it is SERIOUS,”...

oligopsalter:

I saw a post going around that was like “Pride is NOT about having a big fun party. It commemorates a RIOT and it is SERIOUS,” and the particulars re: pride aren’t in my lane but, you know “a long time ago people we view ourselves in continuity with got involved in some kind of violent confrontation and while I’m hazy on the details they were probably justified, anyway let’s get wasted” is pretty standard holiday fare

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

uk-trash-queen:

tomdoesntmindbeinghere:

uk-trash-queen:

Wait…

Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?

ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

What’s Ed Balls day?

Omg, okay explanation time. 

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html 

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happy easter from the united states :)

gorps:

happy easter from the united states :)

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned...

arundelo:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

A blessed Good Friday to everyone!

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You know it’s kind of old-school and Good and Correct that we have farms exclusively dedicated to the specific species of tree...

You know it’s kind of old-school and Good and Correct that we have farms exclusively dedicated to the specific species of tree we sacrifice each year for our winter festival

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Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’ ...

mercuryblacksleg:

quantummindclassicalheart:

mercuryblacksleg:

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

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Then they got an idea! An awful idea!
THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice?
With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made.
From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade!
Just slap his face on there and tint it with green
And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump,
The Grinch had been played for a capital chump.
“No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads.
“Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day
Than products and placements and big bonus pay?
The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed.
Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.

You win best addition to my post

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Mood of the day:

Mood of the day:

fake holidays made up for online game worlds to mirror Halloween/Christmas/Golden Week/etc.

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“ How ______ Saved Christmas” story where Santa’s sick but a genie subs in for him and all the kids of the world get ironic...

“ How ______ Saved Christmas” story where Santa’s sick but a genie subs in for him and all the kids of the world get ironic comeuppance under the tree that year

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• Christ is born and HE is savior! (Levant, 00-100) • The day of his birth is a holiday called Christmas (Rome, 300s) • Nicholas...

kontextmaschine:

• Christ is born and HE is savior! (Levant, 00-100)

• The day of his birth is a holiday called Christmas (Rome, 300s)

• Nicholas is sainted in his name (Anatolia, 400-500)

• St. Nicholas is “Santa Claus”, bringer of presents! (Dutch-American legend, NYC, USA, early 19th cen.)

• Santa Claus fills stockings riding a sleigh pulled by 8 reindeer (Clement Clarke Moore, USA, 1823)

• Christmas is a day where capitalist magnates are inspired away from profit-maximization by popular sentiment (Charles Dickens, London, UK, 1843)

• Christmas is a holiday where you erect a lit pine tree and trade store-bought presents (mid-late 19th cen., German lands)

• Santa Claus wears a red cap and suit (Coca-Cola and others, USA, 1930s)

• Santa has a 9th reindeer, a pathetic runt named Rudolph (Robert L. May for Montgomery Ward, Chicago, USA, 1939)

• Christmas is a day where people erect evergreen trees and exchange presents but a fuzzy green monster representing capitalism wears a red suit and teams with an ersatz runt reindeer to undermine it, but popular sentiment inspires him away (Theodore Geisel as “Dr. Seuss”, La Jolla California, USA, 1957)

Cultural evolution!

Meanwhile in half a century the other thread born from A Christmas Story and Die Hard and It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone becomes a story of a boy alienated from his parents because they don’t trust him with a gun pulling it together to kill invaders but also realize his life is richer putting up with them than it would be without

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• Christ is born and HE is savior! (Levant, 00-100) • The day of his birth is a holiday called Christmas (Rome, 300s) • Nicholas...

• Christ is born and HE is savior! (Levant, 00-100)

• The day of his birth is a holiday called Christmas (Rome, 300s)

• Nicholas is sainted in his name (Anatolia, 400-500)

• St. Nicholas is “Santa Claus”, bringer of presents! (Dutch-American legend, NYC, USA, early 19th cen.)

• Santa Claus fills stockings riding a sleigh pulled by 8 reindeer (Clement Clarke Moore, USA, 1823)

• Christmas is a day where capitalist magnates are inspired away from profit-maximization by popular sentiment (Charles Dickens, London, UK, 1843)

• Christmas is a holiday where you erect a lit pine tree and trade store-bought presents (mid-late 19th cen., German lands)

• Santa Claus wears a red cap and suit (Coca-Cola and others, USA, 1930s)

• Santa has a 9th reindeer, a pathetic runt named Rudolph (Robert L. May for Montgomery Ward, Chicago, USA, 1939)

• Christmas is a day where people erect evergreen trees and exchange presents but a fuzzy green monster representing capitalism wears a red suit and teams with an ersatz runt reindeer to undermine it, but popular sentiment inspires him away (Theodore Geisel as “Dr. Seuss”, La Jolla California, USA, 1957)

Cultural evolution!

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