lockrum:

jenlog:

officialghostfucker:

czechs-and-holdings:

beastofefreet:

Guys if you’re giving your Pokemon sexual names like CumSlut and Dickface and shit I really fucking hope you’re not gonna put them in gyms because today I talked to three little boys about ten, the same age as my baby brother, and they were so cute and excited about challenging a gym.

And it makes me so happy to see my generation out and about and having fun with Pokemon

But if you ruin it for little kids who are getting outside and having a blast and are so pumped to try and beat a gym

Then you’re trash and my witch ass is gonna curse the shit out of you

Is “DongJohnson” too far?

Leave me and Analfingering the sandslash alone

fuck kinda ten-year-old has their game ruined because people start swearing?

bruh nicknames dont even show up in gyms

Gratuitous vulgarity framed as an external imposition on the play of ten-year-olds.

I saw a post going around the other day that framed “Parents being angry at children for getting their nice clothes dirty playing in the mud” as a specifically female issue.

Complete sentences and nested clauses and drawing on well-respected idioms and zeitgeisty themes, and yet.