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Guns N' Roses: Not in this Lifetime

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Guns N’ Roses: Not in this Lifetime

Haven’t been respecting the midlife crisis mancave-bait Gen X retro band tables they’ve been making lately but Jersey Jack has topped the 1994 Data East here, even supplanted Viper GTS: Night Drivin’ as best pinball table featuring Slash.

Sweet Child O’ Mine is a multiball where they just feed you like six for the first half of the song, on the other hand no one wants to see a video of the band and audience from a fucking 2020 performance

I wonder if Bono ever envies how Axl got the music press to spend the early ‘90s constantly wondering out loud if and when Chinese Democracy was coming.

Verdict: Respectable

Slash looks fine; the hat doesn’t age and if the curls ever went grey he dyes them. But Axl’s “Calvin at 25 years old” schtick is absurd now, he’s approaching AC/DC levels of “you look dumb dressed as a schoolboy”.

Tagged: guns n roses

Wait is it called Guns N Roses as an antonym to bread and butter by reference to "bread and roses" and the economic guns/butter...

Wait is it called Guns N Roses as an antonym to bread and butter by reference to “bread and roses” and the economic guns/butter abstraction?

Tagged: guns n roses

Guns N' Roses: Not in This Lifetime

Guns N’ Roses: Not in This Lifetime

Haven’t been respecting the midlife crisis mancave-bait Gen X retro band tables they’ve been making lately but Jersey Jack has topped the 1994 Data East here, even supplanted Viper GTS: Night Drivin’ as best pinball table featuring Slash.

Sweet Child O’ Mine is a multiball where they just feed you like six for the first half of the song, on the other hand no one wants to see a video of the band and audience from a fucking 2020 performance

I wonder if Bono ever envies how Axl got the music press to spend the early ‘90s constantly wondering out loud if and when Chinese Democracy was coming.

Verdict: Respectable

Tagged: pinball guns n roses