kontextmaschine:

dimandore:

kontextmaschine:

baconmancr:

garbagegold:

This is very high on my list of favorite Onion articles.

@kontextmaschine

but who?

The current head of the Tokugawa Clan is Tsunenari Tokugawa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsunenari_Tokugawa)

Well, the second bakufu didn’t restore the Kamakura shogunate, why would the third restore the Tokugawa?

Oh shit, was that the concept of NERV, that it was a third bakufu and Gendo was the shogun?

superretard asked:

twenty twenty two

apoliticalfemdommunist-deactiva:

mr-deep-downer:

apoliticalfemdommunist-deactiva:

momir-viig:

niconiconwo:

mr-deep-downer:

bhikshu:

rainydayscore:

niconiconwo:

apoliticalfemdomappreciator:

mr-deep-downer:

is this when nge takes place? oh fug

Finally we will know whether Asuka or Rei is better

It’s already known, and it’s Rei

evangelion takes place in 2015 we long past it

And both girls are worse. We’ve evolved beyond the need for the endless Rei/Asuka war. We’re here for Misato.

enough

for the last time shut up and realize the answer that’s been there all along

if anyone else adds 2 decade old discourse to my post your life is forfeit

Kinda a milf maybe you right

I’m so fucking glad I didn’t watch Evangellion as a kid. I don’t know a single person who watched Evangelion in their formateve years who ISN’T fucked up.

She is literally perfect I will never grow tired of telling you this

this woman is fucking the same man her mom was among other things do not start that bullshit here son I am not having it!!!🤬

MANSPLAIN

MANIPULATE

MALEWIFE

Watched Eva again and realized this time I was actually appreciating Gendo as the martyr-hero of the series. Like, he doesn’t have time or interest for Shinji’s crybaby shit but that is a correct evaluation of the situation - it’s not very interesting, and even successfully resolving it wouldn’t accomplish much, especially compared to what could be accomplished by GETTING IN THE FUCKING ROBOT, SHINJI.

I think this might mean I’m ready to have kids.