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food, not lawns

elodieunderglass:

the-last-girl-scout:

food, not lawns

With respect and patience and openness and love, this is what I mean about the need for the Grass Fandom. This is so specific to specific arid gardening regions, like regions of the United States of America and Australia 🤦‍♀️ I do appreciate and admire Sigrid, and I see what she’s trying to say here! But this is what I mean about Anti-Lawn-Culture on social media, and why we need to be responsible science communicators. Don’t…. don’t dig up your lawn if it’s healthy and established and it flourishes without much input in your area… in many temperate circumstances your lawn is a colony of beautiful and useful plants that absolutely do provide habitats for native insects AS WELL as doing the great and necessary things that grasses do in domestic settings!

This is why science communication is one of the most necessary things we can do in this day in age, and I am so glad we are doing it. So many good, important, brilliant people are reporting stuff like this in good faith, without going “who is my public? Is it possible that people outside my USDA gardening zone might read this? Is it possible that we are repeating social media talking points, and should we loop in some primary researchers to ensure we are being evidence-based?” And I am so glad that everyone is taking on the social responsibility of science communication, and I hope we will all get better together. In the meantime, remember that advice - particularly gardening advice - only applies to those whom it applies to. If it doesn’t apply to your personal situation, it isn’t for you. It is your responsibility (and nobody else’s) to choose which bits of advice are relevant to your situation (and gardening zone), but you must be aware that not everything will apply (all people are different and the planet is large and complex.)

One last thing? We don’t all have to join the Grass Fandom, but can we PLEASE stop saying “dig up your lawn?” That will make people dig up their lawns. It’s a terrible phrase. It will cause people to take shovels and dig up their lawns. They will then look around trustingly, get confused, and dispose of the turf, that complex network of native microbial organisms, root networks, insect populations, partially broken down organic matter, living vegetable matter and TOPSOIL. And then - knowing people - having exposed their subsoil, they will try to plant in it. This is a slow-motion ecological horror film. If you want people to replace their lawns, then instruct them to kill the lawn humanely - I’m serious - retaining the soil matrix, and recycle all of the green matter back into their property. You can do it by cardboard; layer flattened cardboard boxes over grass to starve it of light, and layer the desired plantings and growing medium directly over it. Or cut up the turf, turn it upside down grass-to-grass, and build your raised bed on top of that (don’t dig!) Or hand-rip grass nodules out, chop up the removed matter and dress it back onto the ground, and hand-plant transitional native ground cover into the gaps. Or plant above it; maybe you live in the right kind of place and you want an orchard of miniature fruit trees; simply dig up the sections where you add trees to the ground, and let the grass grow long underneath, creating a soft and cottagey orchard that naturally mulches the trees. Or lay down one of those mulch blankets full of wildflower seeds, let everything grow long and let them battle it out. Or simply stop caring for it; if it’s truly terraformed, or transplanted into a habitat where it cannot live without life support, then let the lawn complete its life cycle naturally, and continue with your garden plans while ignoring it. Or just leave it alone. Don’t water, don’t add chemicals, just see what happens. Let the poor grass grow long, and let it flower, and let the pollinators come, and let it seed, and let the mammals and birds and insects eat the seeds. Let the secret pathways develop. Grasses are food for a significant portion of the biome. If it can survive in your yard without help, living only on rainfall and getting its own food, then it is likely to be a perfectly acceptable food source and habitat for life around you. Maybe it’s already the native groundcover where you live. Why not look it up online and learn about it? Everything invasive is native somewhere, and vast tracts of the planet are beautiful native grasslands.

With respect, I am willing to risk a distant friendship to say this in public, and I’ll say it until everyone is even more sick of me. If you really want to replace lawns, kill them humanely and compost them down! They’re full of local life! and that’s where all your topsoil is! You can block me if you want, but I’ll still be right. Plantcraft is determined by the local situation! the grass fandom is a grassroots movement! We will not be mowed!

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It’s dandelion season now and for the first year not a single one has made it even to yellow bloom in my yard (I can identify...

It’s dandelion season now and for the first year not a single one has made it even to yellow bloom in my yard (I can identify the leaves by shape and shade 10 feet away in thick grass in evening light by now)

Also there was a mess of mint plants along my sidewalk where 1 or 2 perennial flower bulbs were trying to get through so I cleared it all out and put down mulch and apparently there was a whole intact flowerbed under there waiting to get out

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Albrecht Dürer - The Large Piece of Turf - 1503

clawmarks:

Albrecht Dürer - The Large Piece of Turf - 1503

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Just went out gardening on Feb 6, there’s patches of snow on the grass and all my trees and bushes are budding already

Just went out gardening on Feb 6, there’s patches of snow on the grass and all my trees and bushes are budding already

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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

someone please post the gif

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easily generated 6 whole sukkahs of tree trimmings this month could’ve done more if I wasn’t waiting to fill up the green bins I...

easily generated 6 whole sukkahs of tree trimmings this month

could’ve done more if I wasn’t waiting to fill up the green bins I pay to have taken away (to compost for someone else’s profit) each week

should look into connecting with people looking for that, be a neat little intercultural side hustle, like that time I lived in the house before this that a crew of landscaping hermanos showed up and offered to trim the trees if they could sell the dead branches as Halloween decorations

dunno though, the identity’s not so thick here, the one PNW-native Jew I’ve met I had to explain the concepts of “bar mitzvah” and “kosher” to

Tagged: gardening cascadia if you know hebrew tell me the wordplay for ‘shabbos goy’ except ‘shabbos’ is swapped for well-conjugated ‘holiday’ in this sense

The weeds are totally under control so lately my yard work rests on A) patching up this fence that had been overgrown, rotted,...

The weeds are totally under control so lately my yard work rests on

A) patching up this fence that had been overgrown, rotted, and then fell apart when I finally pulled the load-bearing vines

B) harvesting the grass that I’d let grow long to crowd out the weeds, and laying it down as hay to line and refresh a path worn bare & packed hard by foot traffic

Have been kinda amused that I’ve been spending all this time improving my land and raising my property values with a hammer & sickle

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You: read Marx or his interpreters all day, think you know something about Communism Me: used a cheap-ass shitty sickle all...

kontextmaschine:

You: read Marx or his interpreters all day, think you know something about Communism

Me: used a cheap-ass shitty sickle all day

, think I know something about Communism

I mean that’s a cute setup, but how you can hack stiff straw with the straight part like a machete, gather a held-together sheaf by pulling against it, OR dig under a rain-flattened bunch and curl-slice around it, the curve serving a similar blade-extending function as a saw’s fractal teeth—

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New yard flower arrangement

New yard flower arrangement

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For the first time, after three years since I moved in, all of the yards under my control are weed-free

For the first time, after three years since I moved in, all of the yards under my control are weed-free

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me, 3 years ago, acquiring land and starting to work it: haha I'm gonna be a horny-handed son of the soil! me, today, after...

me, 3 years ago, acquiring land and starting to work it: haha I'm gonna be a horny-handed son of the soil!
me, today, after three seasons of cutting up my hands and then plunging them into dirt results in several infections yielding hard nodules and scar tissue: Ohhhhhh

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in the newest entry in “kontextmaschine is at least not young anymore”, I did hella weeding in the side yard, like, I’m proud,...

in the newest entry in “kontextmaschine is at least not young anymore”,

I did hella weeding in the side yard, like, I’m proud, after 3 years of this almost all the serious shit was gone there’s just these two harmless things, this one with leaves with 3 circular pods and a white flower stem in the middle

(I garden in the true pioneer folk fashion and make up my own name for everything, these are “starbases”)

and this one (”purple tab false mushroom”) that looks kind of like clover on an elongated stem until it starts getting purple tabs that grow into flowers and quickly catch pregnant, then dry and brown in place with the leaves pointing downwards looking like a bell-capped mushroom

and they’re types that take quick to loose disturbed soil, like where I took out the worse stuff

(there’s a part over there that I’m letting rougher stuff stay and anchor root the soil because it’s essentially a dune, I was like “why is this ground so sandy” and eventually my neighbour said that was where the last owners got a big dumpoff of sand and just left it. which was weird until I connected the dots to the Disney stickers on the spare bedroom door that the halfassed “raised bed” in the back yard was actually an overgrown sandbox)

anyway I cleared out a 240-liter green bin and a 30 gal plastic can worth of them, and then seeded the ground with (sun/sun&shade/shade mix) grass seed, hopefully this’ll be the last year of any effort and it’ll just be cleanup and mowing from there on

anyway think about all the bending over and all the hauling those bins, including semi-moist soil that stuck to the roots past a few shakes, and I was SO SORE

and I earnestly tried soaking my feet in Epsom salt bath for the first time

(interestingly, looking it up I got *more* woo about the power of the salt than I did in my SE Pennsylvania upbringing, where it was explained as “your skin lets things out easier than in so putting your feet in salty water makes homeostasis wick fluids out”)

and it felt good but I don’t know how good as vs. just elevating feet above the heart and it was tough to do both at once

that’s the part where I’m not young anymore

hey remember back in mid-2000s I Blame The Patriarchy where 2/100 posts would just be Twisty bitching about raising horses?

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about me: went to do some light weeding to fill his green bin today before weekly collection and digging in part of the yard...

about me: went to do some light weeding to fill his green bin today before weekly collection

and digging in part of the yard literally unearthed his favorite garden tool, a heavy hori-hori, thought accidentally left in the bin months earlier and lost, and then the local store stopped carrying

and did HELLA weeding to celebrate

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being proud your hands aren’t smooth is the most cliche slumming antoinettish shit but still

being proud your hands aren’t smooth is the most cliche slumming antoinettish shit but still

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And sometimes gardening is archaeology, I weeded out the bushes and trees-of-heaven and broadleafs from this cargo-cult "raised...

And sometimes gardening is archaeology, I weeded out the bushes and trees-of-heaven and broadleafs from this cargo-cult “raised bed” that’s as halfassed as anything left behind

(like it’s 2 boards tall so you’re still stooping and no base so roots still communicate with the ground soil)

And now it’s like, infected with onions that musta been down there all along, I have to pull them young to make room for others to grow and I’ve been making them with steak and it’s great

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MAN, I just went to the nursery/garden center down the street and they're closing in a month They have like a half-square-block...

MAN, I just went to the nursery/garden center down the street and they’re closing in a month

They have like a half-square-block lot in a developing area so I get it, but I’d been planning to finish up clearing out the yard this year and start planting next, and I’d been thinking I could just walk there and lug stuff back, maybe put a pot on a skateboard

Guess if I give it another few weeks I can get saplings at steep discount, if I don’t mind transplanting in October

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My first full season of trying to prune and retrain some of these trees that were left to grow wild and then overrun with vines....

My first full season of trying to prune and retrain some of these trees that were left to grow wild and then overrun with vines. Big insights from this year:


  • spring/old wood vs. summer/new wood blooming matters a lot, actually

  • I shouldn’t feel bad about cutting branches that started as vertical suckers but now form part of the canopy; they got that far cause there’s tempting sunlight there and better-positioned branches will grow in to fill quickly

  • in reverse, if I want to grow back an empty or misshapen patch that’s not at the canopy I have to thin the layer above to let in some sun. this is a big problem regrowing stuff that’s been overshadowed by larger trees since original trunk growth

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Hey, I’m in the mood for something sun-dappled and peaceful, so let’s introduce two of the gardening tools I’ve been using...

Hey, I’m in the mood for something sun-dappled and peaceful, so let’s introduce two of the gardening tools I’ve been using lately.

The first is a dethatching rake. In recovering these yards from broadleaf hell I’ve pulled a ton of weeds, but just as importantly I’ve let friendly grasses grow long to choke them out.

This involves not only grass-blade shade and assertive roots but a mulchy, tangled layer of dead grass and debris called thatch (exactly like the roofing). If this goes too far though – and the mimosa tree out front that drops a blizzard of flowers this time of year doesn’t help, that’s about 12 hours of accumulation in that picture – it can turn the grass into a moisture-trapped, rotting mess. So this rake not only gathers debris from the surface but pulls through the thatch like a comb through tangled hair, loosening it up and pulling out broken strands.

Second is a cultivator mattock – the tines are the cultivator, the thick blade is the mattock, like a pickaxe-hoe – in its native environment, a patch of tree-of-heaven roots. The tree-of-heaven is an invasive fast-growing weed/bush/tree that makes the soil poisonous to other plants, I’ve never seen anything but weeds growing in this patch and until I pull all these roots I doubt anything will.

The stuff poking out of the ground represent maybe one part in five of the woody roots I’ve pulled so far with an estimated 3 parts left down there. The mattock is invaluable in getting down, breaking up big roots, and levering them out, while the cultivator is great at yanking out the dense netting of smaller roots that grows between them. Also indispensable for digging up roots from blackberry and climbing vines, chopping up creeping bamboo rhizomes, and loosening up packed or dry-crusted soil for planting.

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Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

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Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

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Woodpecker in my yard pecking at a woody root I partially pulled, sticking out of the ground, and it’s very mildly (like “mild...

Woodpecker in my yard pecking at a woody root I partially pulled, sticking out of the ground, and it’s very mildly (like “mild on a 1-5 scale and we only tell white people up to 3” unnerving)

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