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#everytime *I’m* at the checkout counter and i hear that beep (1 posts)

The Safeway sausage brand just did a rebrand where they’re now even more purity-humping but they reduced the links per package...

The Safeway sausage brand just did a rebrand where they’re now even more purity-humping but they reduced the links per package from 5 to 4 despite still cashing out more expensive than the mainstream 4-links brand and somehow getting even harder-to-chew casings

Tagged: dunno bout you but everytime *I’m* at the checkout counter and i hear that beep I think about all the fun I could have on Supermarket Sweep