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#dorothy thompson (1 posts)

types of mutuals

rittie:

type a: you’ve been following each other since what seems like 2 B.C., the only message in your history is you saying happy birthday to them and them saying thanks. you’ve never talked otherwise

type b: same amount of following time as type a, but you’re actually close. you know incredibly meaningless facts about them that serve absolutely no purpose

type c: you don’t remember when you started following this person, but somewhere along the way, they turned into a kpop blog. you’re so used to having them on your dash that you don’t want to unfollow them. 

type d: you legitimately have 0 recollection of following this person. who are you. who the fuck are y

type e: you have different opinions on discourse but you ignore this in favor of maintaining a longtime mutual follow 

type f: Horny On Main

type g: somewhat popular. you’ve seen their rise to half-baked almost-fame. you’re proud.

type h: literally only followed them because you both have the same sexuality/name/religion/etc

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