"O Princess Dulcinea, mistress of this captive heart! Thou has done me grievous harm in bidding me farewell and reproving me...
“O Princess Dulcinea, mistress of this captive heart! Thou has done me grievous harm in bidding me farewell and reproving me with the harsh affliction of commanding that I not appear before thy sublime beauty. May it please thee, Señora, to recall this thy subject heart, which suffers countless trials for the sake of thy love.”
He strung these together with other foolish remarks, all in the manner his books had taught him and imitating their language as much as he could.
Meanwhile Don Quixote so far is about a LARPer who bases his life choices on bad fantasy novels and complains about getting friendzoned. It was published in the early 1600s. Human nature is eternal