You know, I should compose a Biblical paraphrase. Sell each book as an e-book for $1 or summat. There’s probably enough...
You know, I should compose a Biblical paraphrase. Sell each book as an e-book for $1 or summat. There’s probably enough post-Christians out there ready to re-embrace it as heritage mythology, like the Renaissance with the Greek/Roman legends.
In the beginning there was nothing, so God made everything.
On the first day all was darkness, so God made light, and it was day, and else was night.
On the second day all was one, so God divided it, sky above, world below.
On the third day the world was blank, so God raised up the earth, and made it flower, and else was sea.
On the fourth day the sky was empty, so God made the stars, and the sun, and the moon, and set them in their place.
On the fifth day the world was still, so God made the birds, and the fish, and loosed them to fill the sky, and the sea.
On the sixth day the earth remained, so God made the beasts. Finally God made men, and gave them his form, and gave them the world.
On the seventh day God was satisfied with what he had done, and rested.